Film Movie Cliches
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Miserable. This is what a lifetime of deep fried Mars bars and Irn Bru will do to you.
Aliens will always land in USA, particularly New York and always know how to speak English.
Always annoys me when a villain gets ran over by an offscreen 18 wheeler like you wouldn't hear it coming.
GOAT film
The misery only comes once you realise that your wheelbarrow of Mars bars is empty, and all that's left is some sort of vegetable, eugh.
Thoughts and prayers with you
When love interests arrange a date but a phone number or address aren't exchanged and it's just "I'll pick you up at 7"
Everything about sex. People going down on eachother or having sex without showering first. No one likes cheese that much. Morningsex with bad morningbreath. No one does those things. Ew.
Oh and pregnancies and giving birth are so weirdly off how things are in real life.
Oh and pregnancies and giving birth are so weirdly off how things are in real life.
All male super heroes wear spandex
Until the T-Rex eats it.
Nobody rinses their mouth after brushing their teeth.
All the lights in the houses are always on.
All the lights in the houses are always on.
People wearing shoes indoors always.
People starting what should be a quick conversation whilst driving a car -- cut to them reaching their location -- finish the conversation.
There’s a movie called Leap Year that is basically an American war crime against Ireland, which along with being an hour and a half of the most disgraceful paddywhackery cliches you can think of, has more of this geography mentalness than any other film I’ve ever seen.
On a flight from the US to Dublin, a storm diverts their plane to Cardiff rather than Shannon for some reason. Then the same storm diverts their boat from Wales, east of Ireland to drop them in Dingle, on the west coast of Ireland. A trip that would take more than a week in that type of boat, and would require stopping to refuel at any number of Irish locations that would’ve left her closer to Dublin.
Dingle is shown as a village of around 20 farmers and drunks, using shots of the Aran islands, despite it being a town of around 13k people and welcoming over a million tourists a year.
While walking from Kerry to Dublin, they somehow travel via the Connemara, then Cashel in Tipperary, then Wicklow before reaching Dublin. They stop in Cashel to take a train even though Cashel has no train station and somehow while there, they managed to find a Dublin bus stop to sleep under.
At the end, she walks out of the pub in Dingle and finds herself immediately looking over the Cliffs of Moher.
How front doors are always seemingly unlocked!?
The Spaniard!
If they went to Newport or Neath they'd think they'd been beaten to the punch.
I feel like a lot of the things being pointed out are that way too speed scenes up. The not saying goodbye on the phone does piss me off though.
Flights from Europe to the US that leave at night and arrive in broad daylight, seems like there aren't any time zones!
fecking nearly dead but someone comes and saves them at the last second
My arse
My arse
At the start of a movie, they will focus on someone struggling to start a car, the partner would then moan as to why it hasn't been taken it to the garage to be looked at. This view is dismissed.
Later on in the film, when they are being chased by an axe wielding mad man, the car will either cut out or not start at all. Leading to a "God damn it, start you son of a bitch" line.
Later on in the film, when they are being chased by an axe wielding mad man, the car will either cut out or not start at all. Leading to a "God damn it, start you son of a bitch" line.
When someone dies in a hospital and they flatline, cue the screen and a completely flat line- doesn’t happen.