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"We were close to signing Schneiderlin from Southampton" -(Arsene Wenger, 2019)
Best OP wins!!
We're not messing at all this summer. Get a CB and a young striker in Woody!!
With a squad like this, we will compete on all fronts.
We're not messing at all this summer. Get a CB and a young striker in Woody!!
With a squad like this, we will compete on all fronts.
Morgasmic!
MY COCK CAN'T GET ANY HARDER
I need to book a meeting room. 
Holy feck!! My excitement is off the charts!! What a signing!! Bienvenue United Morgan!! Twitter and media must be going crazy! What to follow and what to not!!
This is a great signing, I can't believe some people still don't see how good he is.....or maybe opposition fans are just being bitter.
I can't work. My god my god my god.
He is a fantastic signing, the most important one we could make this summer.
This is such a fantastic signing. Exactly what we need along with Bastian.
Oh I cannot wait until the season starts
Oh I cannot wait until the season starts
Jesus. What a few days this has been.
Can't wait till Scherrera absolutely tears Spurs a new one.
Southampton interested in signing RC Strasbourg midfielder Morgan Schneiderlin. - Howard Nurse
You're getting slow Dan
Great signing!
Woody giving every United Fan a woody since January 2014
Better use their first name.
Morgan Schneiderlin said: "I am delighted to be a Manchester United player. Once I learned that United were interested in signing me, it was a very easy decision to make. I have enjoyed seven very happy years with Southampton and it’s a club that will always be in my heart. But the chance to be part of this squad to help this great club be successful was too good to miss.
"I’m excited to be starting that journey on our trip to the USA. I know what Manchester United means to fans all over the world and I’m looking forward to experiencing that."
Louis van Gaal said: "Morgan is a very talented player with great energy and ability. His skills will complement the players that we already have and I am very pleased that we have been able to complete this deal before the tour to the United States. That training camp will be very important in our preparations for the new season and gives Morgan and the other players a chance to show our fans what they can achieve together."
We have managed to fix a midfield problem that we've had for nearly a decade, in 48 hours.
Get the feck in!
Get the feck in!
Well he actually hinted that offensively they don't need players (not interested in Sterling) but he wanted Schneiderlin. And this one:Wenger:
"We know players go where the money is"
Bitter Cnut but my god am I happy!!!
"I obviously like Schneiderlin and Schweinsteiger (stops for about 3-4 seconds) and Sterling"
He also looks good in the shirt. can't stand the excitement
I"ve been a fan for about two years. Really excited about this transfer.
Delighted with this signing. Will bring energy and some physicality to our midfield which we've lacked in recent years.
I'm glad that getting the pig herder didn't rule this one out. He'll do well for us I'm sure.
You're getting slow Dan
I tapped out those letters furiously, it was the fecking | that defeated me though - what fecking alphabet does that come from?
Good thing you got Bastian right
He's a bit of a sexy bastard isn't he?
Incredible few days.
What a signing! I keep checking the united website just in case another transfer slipped through the radar like Morgan yesterday! Get in.
The Schmidfield is complete.
Delighted. Our midfield looking good for first time in a very very long time
This is the one transfer I desperately wanted to happen.
Never thought I'd be seeing that
Today is Schneidsteiger day. Or Schweinschneider. Or Schweinerlin.
What a window.
What a window.
He's very handsome, isn't he?
Morgan fecking Schneiderlin and Bastian fecking Schweinsteiger announced 5 minutes apart from each other.
Surely the other teams are really concerned now. What a day!
Surely the other teams are really concerned now. What a day!
Midfielders everywhere!
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