He was an unused sub in our 2011 final loss too.
Michael Owen has always been a cringe monster
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He was an unused sub in our 2011 final loss too.
Full the full Michael Owen cringe experience have a watch of his helicopter tour of Dubai promo.
Had an absolute nightmare over the weekend.
Declared Madrid as being lucky to scrape through the group stages. 15 points (!)
Van D best defender of all time.
Liverpool best in Europe despite literally just coming runners up in both league and cup.
Declared Madrid as being lucky to scrape through the group stages. 15 points (!)
Van D best defender of all time.
Liverpool best in Europe despite literally just coming runners up in both league and cup.
Sounds like standard Michael Owen to me.
shouldve been Berbatov on the bench
Both were pretty redundant choices against that Barcelona team in fairness.
The real surprise is what made Fergie think a Carrick - Giggs 2 man midfield was what was called for.
Brilliant against "Normal" teams, but that side were an all time worldly.
Our options were limited to be fair.
I also think fletcher was unavailable due to his stomach problems.
Throw him in prison!
He's such a little cash slag.
‘Little Cash slag’ has sent me. Love that.
Add criminal to his brochure
https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/61751366
Michael Owen: NFT tweet deleted after Advertising Standards Authority contact
Literally no idea what that is about! Weird! 
Very Phil Wang-ish
Yes it’s fake, the clue is in the handle
Say what you want but he barely misses the target
No doubt he insisted they cut out the ones that Jamie saved.
"Well done Jamie, he's a professional footballer"
“You has no chance with that one”
Yes, mate, you’re a professional footballer volleying the ball from the 6 yard line.
Yes, mate, you’re a professional footballer volleying the ball from the 6 yard line.
His daughter can get it though
Jamie still sleeps with the light on. Jamie is 33 with 2 kids
Feck me never seen this one before. Why is he so close to the goal ? Luckily he didn’t blitter the poor kid in the face. What a weirdo.
That tweet didn't need to go past 6 words
I was certainly one of them. Absolutely no doubt in my mind.
Yeah well not everyone can be as perceptive as @Buchan and me
That's brilliant.
He's close to lawrenson commentary levels for me. So bad and bored and grumpy that it's actually brilliant. Lawrenson at his peak was untouchable though.
Nothing to see here. Just a man still trying in vain to not be disliked by their fanbase
Is he the most unlikeable English player who has NOT committed a crime?
Crikey, this goes on forever. Poor Jamie.
When the music cuts out and he's still going. Absolutely incredible.
This
Five surely, unless you count I’m as two?
I would have gone with 5 too, but I googled contractions and apparently they all count as 2 except for "can't".