It's starting to properly piss me off that he gets to stat football matches for our club. I think I said the other day that he's average... and I must have been in a pretty nice mood that day, because really, he's bloody awful. He's so feckin' inept with the ball at his feet, and his attacking output is so non existant, you have to end up overrating his defence contributions to justify how it is exactly that he's playing for Manchester United. We say "good defensively" after games like yesterday, despite the fact that every game his winger will probably go past him on 1 or 2 occassions at least (like yesterday)... and the fact that he is so physically weak, his clearances are made with zero conviction. No wonder he can't cross a feckin' ball, he can barely kick a ball.
Maybe I'm being overly harsh 'cos i'm still pissed off about yeterday, but yeah, to me, the bloke is absolutely useless. He can't pass, he often panic's in possession, he can barely defend, he can't attack, he's weak, he's not quick, he's rubbish.