We have our first water break lads.
Match Day: Cristiano Ronaldo vs Manchester United - Live at 20:00 (GMT)
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Jeez, I forget there's a break every 10 minutes.
well at least he hasn't been flagged for offside once yet. Baby steps
What's the score?
The games gone
What a cretin Piers is?
A soft moist bag of pretentiousness
A soft moist bag of pretentiousness
I don't think I've ever seen this on a football pitch before; a player constantly getting on their knees and kissing Ronaldo's ass, and he doesn't seem to be letting go any time soon. Is this some sort of new fangled tactics now?
Basically a way for Piers to shit on United. What a weird, pointless interview!
Such ridiculously leading questions 
This is worse than most of our away performances
Cristiano is doing some kind of jutsu with his hands
that's not fair play
that's not fair play
Ralf getting hammered here. His win rate will drop even further after tonight.
Ronaldo's started doing stepovers and is taking the piss now. United need to get the ball back to Antony to return the favour.
A baby in the background is getting restless.
Didn't name ferguson, OFFSIDE
Sack Ronaldo, sell Morgan.
Didn't mention Fergie in the list of great coaches there.
He has reached a new echelon of cuntishness.
He has reached a new echelon of cuntishness.
The hand symbol means radiating power if any one’s paying attention to it
Oh, somebody wanted him to press... He never had to...
Will he be pulled off at half time?
Ffs make a sub
Here we go, taking shots at the kids
Yes Morgan gave him a good pulling off
If he asks nicely.
He doesn't like Ralf Rangnick does he? I wonder why.
Hope Ralf sues him, "we didn't know who he was" unbelievable, so disrespectful.
Hope Ralf sues him, "we didn't know who he was" unbelievable, so disrespectful.
Cristiano throwing the stone and then hiding the hand with the kids.
Every generation says the next generation are softer than their own
Time to bring out the gods already?
Rah, Rah, Ralf Rangnick, hated by disruption king.
Donny a ghost as usual.
Confirmed everything I had preconceived notions about - kids today are too spoiled and lack discipline.
Dalot MOM
This is worse than watching James Corden interviewing James Corden.
Dalot one of the standouts so far
Licha with a 7/10 performance already
Consistent.
Consistent.
Nothing controversial so far.
I guess Dalot must be one of his fanboys in training so.
Half Time: 0-0
Half time: the game hasn't lived up it's billing. The players leave the pitch with the United faithful chanting "The referee's a wanker!"
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