I'd let José suck my weiner now. Genuinely.
Let the Mata-love-in resume!
Let the Mata-love-in resume!
Mata | Mourinho says it's just a Mata of time
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) and Jamie (@Vault Dweller) are here to talk about United's dreadful home defeat at the hands of Big Ange's Tottenham Hotspur. Should this have been the end of Ten Hag? How long does he actually have left? And does Nik finally want ETH out?!
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I want Jose now 
Another midfielder? Haven't we got enough?
SSN not reporting any of this yet btw. 
That's a little message to Rooney
Stupid SSN!
feck me, the club has just signed Juan fecking Mata and all you lads want to do is suck off Mounrinho.
feck OFF
feck OFF
Very surprised at Mourinho's maturity and honesty in this interview.
Not really. He sold Gallas to Arsenal who was a quality player.
...against City and Arsenal
I wish I was Jose.
SSN not reporting any of this yet btw.
They're going to show it at 1.
Yea, it's pretty obvious what's going to happen in the summer now. He's been sending those messages in the summer, does it again.
He's aged has Jose.
More a message to Woodward / Moyes I wouldve thought.
Not gay at all. You should just ask to do the opposite. For the gratitude he has shown us.
Mata was so yesterday, today it's Mourinho!
Aged 27
And got Cole in return...
He hasn't gave up on the United job, I'm convinced. He gushes about United whenever the opportunity arises.
It's heartening that Jose said that Mata wanted to stay in England. No Barca or Real poaching in the future, hopefully.
I suspect this will be the next heading...SSN not reporting any of this yet btw.
Sky Sports Breaking News: England have won a cricket match.
Jose is a great man. Always liked him.
He doesn't seem to feel very threatened by us it seems.
Anyways, been a good Mata Day!
Anyways, been a good Mata Day!
Remember guys, we gave them Veron so they owe us Juan.
Double pun, bitch.
Yes, I will keep using this until it gets deserved recognition (for being shit)
Double pun, bitch.
Yes, I will keep using this until it gets deserved recognition (for being shit)
Woooooooooo.
He's laying it on a touch thick with the whole respect thing considering according to Ballague (I know but he definitely has links to Mata) Mourinho has deliberately treated Mata badly because he wanted him out from the start. Also, if he's trying to compare this to Rooney it's a no-goer, because Rooney was and is our main man, not a player the manager has decided to bench to raise funds. For one split a second I forgot what a total tit the man is.
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YESS!
Should have him for the rest of his career
Fair point, but I think it was happening anyway.
I think I'll spend the rest of my life thinking "What would José say?" whenever I have to make a decision.
Hmm.. What to have for lunch? "What would José say"? "Ham!"
Ham it is, then.
I don't know what the feck I'm talking about. I love José and Juan.
Hmm.. What to have for lunch? "What would José say"? "Ham!"
Ham it is, then.
I don't know what the feck I'm talking about. I love José and Juan.
ooooh breaking news!
In the videos posted Mata was saying about it raining in London, well you ain't seen nothing yet lad.
Only now on SSN!
Must say, as much as I respect Mourinho and Chelsea for selling Mata to us, I'd be raging if we did the same with one of our players.
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