Legend.
Martin Tyler
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He wants a foden cam so we can follow him around
I think he's been awful to listen to for about 5 years now. No matter how entertaining the game is he spends about 70% of the time talking about stuff that has nothing to do with the match he should be commentating on. The other 30% is spent looking for another "aguerooooo" moment.
He's quoting himself now...
You knew it was over a few years ago when he reached the John Motson stage of laughing at his own comments.
Stalker.
Him and Andy Gray were good in the 90s. Its about time he was given a pat on the back and sent on his way.
I'd prefer a Viking funeral.
He doesnt deserve it
Probably true. I'd just like the thought of seeing him pushed out into the middle of the sea in a burning boat.
Foden cam 
What is it with the media insisting on hyping up our young talents.
What is it with the media insisting on hyping up our young talents.
I’m surprised he managed to crawl out Foden’s arse long enough to actually commentate the game.
He’s become a parody of himself, looking desperately for a sound bite in every game. Boring.
Yeah and then takes great pleasure in telling us that 93.20 will be woven into new City kit, oh feck off you over the hill commentator and let someone younger and less biased towards City take your place
He adores City because his biggest moment is attached to them. Twat was even quoting himself today.
Yeah that made me feel physically sick at him and to think I once met the bloke outside Anfield
Yeah it's nauseating to say the least
He's what they say in football vernacular.. Propa
Id have sacked him on the spot
Yeah he just gets worse as the years go on and Sky need to have some guts
Should have retired 10 years ago. He can't even seem to muster much enthusiasm for his stupid catchphrase anymore.
''And it's.. well not pre-recorded''
''And it's.. well not pre-recorded''
Yeah should have been sent to UAE with the other two
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A burning Pallet maybe
Probably got paid handsomely by them to gush over them or risk being khashoggied
I will say he’s more bearable when it’s not a Sky gig, so Murdoch cronies are feeding him a narrative to follow.
Yeah he could have found a second career over there commentating on public executions.
''And he's alive! And now he's not.''
Whats with this forced record of matching Rooneys 1 club goal tally thats hes pushing? If you have to limit Waynes total then its not much of a record.
"Bobby Firmino" this "Bobby Firmino" that. bobby, Bobby BOBBY. This cnut Tyler is fecking insufferable with his dribbling over this weird mouthed wanker.
100%, but his time is over, and it has been for a long time now. He has given me plenty of goosesbumps over the years, but the last few years? Nothing but a headache. I enjoyed Jamie Carragher more tonight.... daayum, never did i expect to say that out loud.
‘Salahbration'
He is a dinosaur but not as bad as Darren Fletcher on BT. He never ever shuts up, rabbits on about all sorts of crap .
Leicester are fighting for top 4 but there is another way they can qualify for the CL... By finishing second.
Thats a Tyler quote from last night. Moron.
Thats a Tyler quote from last night. Moron.
Couldn't agree more. This is so true about Darren Fletcher.
Listening to him spouting endless waffle, meaningless statistics and "Interesting Facts" ( anyone remember Peter Cook?) is painful.
What idiot showed him how to use Google?
Back at it today with the nicknames for Liverpool players. Insufferable.
The story of old yeller comes to mind
My god
He's also giving Aguero his commentary notes from the day!
He's also giving Aguero his commentary notes from the day!
He's become a joke, was once a great commentator
Feck off Tyler. Well past his best. His “and it’s live” catchphrase is so tired, and it seems to take it out of him when he says it.
Every time I see this thread bumped, I keep hoping “finally the old closet gooner is retiring” but it’s another cringe moment.
Fossil.
Needs binning off along with Souness
That was so cringe worthy. Hilarious because they were having sound issues so you could barely hear it anyway.