If you were just listening to the commentary you wouldn't have guessed Rashford had just scored given the low-key commentary. It's as if Rashford inconveniently interrupted his crossword.
Martin Tyler | Retiring
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Yup, almost complete silence from Tyler. Twat.
You'd think he'd give him some credit, seeing as he plays for England.
You'd think he'd give him some credit, seeing as he plays for England.
Much happier now
The fecking difference in the blokes tone now, pathetic.
Funny, the contrast between his commentary for the Rashford goal, vs the Saka one! Fecking cnut.
He’s not a gooner. Honest.
HAHAHAHA have we scored again? You wouldn’t know it.
Thing with Tyler is he isn't biased towards a team, he's biased towards a narrative. The story this season is Arsenal winning the league, so that's what he lends his bais to.
He's also very often in favour of the home team, due to getting caught up in the atmosphere.
He's also very often in favour of the home team, due to getting caught up in the atmosphere.
Not sure who I detest more, arteta or this dinosaur
This cnut is happy now.
Was devastated when Martinez scored. Definitely not an Arsenal fan though. He supports Woking. That Arsenal book he wrote was just a side hustle.
That’s the classic football commentator 101 to declare for some arse end of nowhere team. Tyler is absolutely a goon. Go watch Wiltord’s scrappy goal at OT in 2002 with his commentary and tell me otherwise.
1999 season too. He was devastated when Becks scored that free kick. Didn't speak for a good 30 seconds after.
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It's capped off with three laughing emojis and replied to by several wankmarathons about how United get every decision etc.
It's capped off with three laughing emojis and replied to by several wankmarathons about how United get every decision etc.
Maybe he goes silent because he's just jizzed and needs a moment to recover
Martin Tyler when United score a wonder goal " And United have taken the lead"
Martin Tyler when the opposition score (against United) " AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ,WHAT A GOAL!! "
Martin Tyler when the opposition score (against United) " AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ,WHAT A GOAL!! "
He screamed when Bissaka slid in, sounded hopeful for a penalty. Barely a whimper for the claims we had.
Thought this at the time too…guy is well past it
That one did stand out to me as remarkably over the top.
He was proper gutted when Rashford scored a worldie.
“the man with the band has put the band of Man Utd level at 2-2” Martin what the hell are you talking about mate
Yeah I remember that
He did the same when Hargreaves scored the free kick in the 2-1 win over them in 2008 as well. Sounded a little deflated and as if he was forcing himself to react/commentate.This is brilliant!
He needs someone to do Neville's really annoying "OooOOOoohhhs".
He’s fecking rubbish. Had to listen to his dribble solo for the entire World Cup. Needs to retire.
Yeah he’s absolutely terrible. Sucks any joy out of a game
One of the games last week he was going off on some random narrative about a player and there was a break in the box and the striker was through and nearly had a shot and he just kept telling his story.
God forbid the action on the pitch interrupt his ramblings
God forbid the action on the pitch interrupt his ramblings
Rashfords goal v arsenal where he megged someone and scored a worldy was especially shocking
Garnacho v Fulham was shocking
Sky have a weird sense of loyalty to him. ITV and BBC would have reduced his role. I can only think that sky don't rate their other commentators highly enough
They need to be careful. They could end up with Andy Hinchcliffe commentating on a game with actual importance and that’s no way to run a business.
He constantly wants the story, which is usually the underdog winning/ scoring. So if the narrative doesn’t happen he sounds upset.
He needs to be more neutral which includes being positive towards the updog
Nothing much what's up with you dog?
On that one let's be fair Tyler's a Gooner so of course he's going to be gutted.
I thought the reaction to the second goal was even weirder than the first. The added handwave fits perfectly.And it's 2-0. Cody Gakpo...benefitting from....whatever happened.
I haven't seen (or heard) this goal yet. So would love to watch it done by Cantwell for the first time. Someone send in a request!
I watched our 98/99 season review over the weekend and Tyler was a really good play by play commentator back then. He had a knack of sounding enthusiastic without making it sound biased towards one team and letting his commentary naturally flow.