Martin Tyler | Retiring

[Sassy Colin]

I don't have much time for Tyler but couldn't McT have gotten himself three yellows yesterday? I thought he was very lucky not to get a second yellow for the studs on the ankle challenge.

The studs up challenge on AWB seemed to pass without comment.

 

[Idxomer]

He was commentating on a CL game the other weak and the stadium sound was cut off and all you could hear is his heavy breathing.

 

[stevoc]

Those are are past it as well. I catch on bein from time to time, and they're as vapid as pundits can get.

Yeah I agree which is why Tyler should have gone with them to Bein. He's been past it for at least a decade as well.

''And it's live (unless you are watching this programme at a later date in which case it's actually pre-recorded)!''

 

[stevoc]

honestly andy gray was the best commentator of all time

He was good back in the day no doubt.

 

[Mick1991]

Sounds like he has indigestion (hope so). Load of shite.

 

[Sassy Colin]

He just talks drivel, all the time.

I'd be happy with the old style commentary, just describe what's happening on the pitch without a load of uninteresting, inane facts.

De Gea to Maguire, Maguire to Fred, Fred to Pogba, Pogba to Ronaldo and Ronaldo scores!

 

[Litch]

Maybe it’s just me but I don’t feel that comfortable about that title.…

 

[WeePat]

He makes games so boring and uninteresting. He's been a fine commentator over the years but dammit he's so boring to listen to now.

 

[Fortitude]

“And it’s live!”

I am surprised Sky haven’t put a stop to that.

 

[17Larsson]

“And it’s live!”

I am surprised Sky haven’t put a stop to that.

Sky want it. They do the same shit with the rubbish commentator on F1 "It's lights out and away we go" every single race

 

[cyberman]

Keep him away from Neville and Carragher. He tries too hard with the banter

 

[croadyman]

That Bobby Firmino stuff is utter cringe

 

[Sayros]

Sky want it. They do the same shit with the rubbish commentator on F1 "It's lights out and away we go" every single race

Gotta have that catchphrase that all of us viewers just can't get on without.

 

[Swedish_Plumber]

Gotta have that catchphrase that all of us viewers just can't get on without.

I personally can’t watch the game until he says it.

 

[R'hllor]

How old is he anyway? 103?

 

[Jimmy Skitz]

Sky want it. They do the same shit with the rubbish commentator on F1 "It's lights out and away we go" every single race

think Crofty has said that back to his 5Live days, Murray Walker's was the best a simple GO! GO! GO!

 

[AFC NimbleThumb]

I get we’re crap but some of his ‘banter’ is bordering on unprofessional. I’ve seen United teams absolutely obliterate Arsenal teams in the time of the rivalry & not once has he made the quips he’s making here. Over sensitive perhaps.

 

[Berbasbullet]

I get we’re crap but some of his ‘banter’ is bordering on unprofessional. I’ve seen United teams absolutely obliterate Arsenal teams in the time of the rivalry & not once has he made the quips he’s making here. Over sensitive perhaps.

Are you referring to that little german joke about Liverpool/United. Thought it was a stupid comment. Supposed to just call the game.

 

[croadyman]

I get we’re crap but some of his ‘banter’ is bordering on unprofessional. I’ve seen United teams absolutely obliterate Arsenal teams in the time of the rivalry & not once has he made the quips he’s making here. Over sensitive perhaps.

Quad squad was total cringe

 

[Desert Eagle]

I get we’re crap but some of his ‘banter’ is bordering on unprofessional. I’ve seen United teams absolutely obliterate Arsenal teams in the time of the rivalry & not once has he made the quips he’s making here. Over sensitive perhaps.

He's just a bitter old man.

 

[acnumber9]

I get we’re crap but some of his ‘banter’ is bordering on unprofessional. I’ve seen United teams absolutely obliterate Arsenal teams in the time of the rivalry & not once has he made the quips he’s making here. Over sensitive perhaps.

Everyone knows he’s an Arsenal fan.

 

[SirAnderson]

I still read this as "really old and cnut do the job anymore.

 

[Desert Eagle]

Not a single mention of our injuries btw

 

[horsechoker]

I still read this as "really old and cnut do the job anymore.

Really old cnut and do the job anymore

 

[SuperiorXI]

Not a single mention of our injuries btw

I've noticed this a lot with United, it's rare people talk about injury crises with us. Remember Liverpool last season? It was mentioned every week.

 

[Shane88]

Decrepit biased prick.

 

[AFC NimbleThumb]

Are you referring to that little german joke about Liverpool/United. Thought it was a stupid comment. Supposed to just call the game.

Yea that’s what triggered the post but it’s just the general way he’s interacting with Neville & Carragher. I can put up with Gary, he’s as sick as we all are & of course Carragher will be on a wind up but I’ve seen seen us make Arsenal, Liverpool teams look worse in a 45 minute spell with no disrespect aimed at coaching level.

It’s coming across as he’s revelling in it.

 

[Berbasbullet]

Yea that’s what triggered the post but it’s just the general way he’s interacting with Neville & Carragher. I can put up with Gary, he’s as sick as we all are & of course Carragher will be on a wind up but I’ve seen seen us make Arsenal, Liverpool teams look worse in a 45 minute spell with no disrespect aimed at coaching level.

It’s coming across as he’s revelling in it.

Yeah that comment bugged me too. Theres a line and hes supposed to be neutral.

 

[Berbasbullet]

Needs to get a room with Klopp

 

[Josh 76]

Hate is fecking voice trying to be clever with cringe one liners

 

[Tom Van Persie]

He's creaming himself every time Liverpool look like scoring. He's loving it.

 

[Gazautd18]

fecking everything's a catchphrase with that cnut

 

[Beans]

Not growing up around English media, the bias is all the more clear to us Yanks. It sounds like most of them are Liverpool fans when they talk about Liverpool or United. And the few United guys go out of their way to be unbiased.

 

[croadyman]

Dreadful and needs retiring quickly

 

[Zoo]

Cheerleading for Liverpool all night. Tried to get so offended on their behalf when Hannibal was putting himself about only for Carragher tand Neville to say they loved it.

 

[Berbasbullet]

Cheerleading for Liverpool all night. Tried to get so offended on their behalf when Hannibal was putting himself about only for Carragher tand Neville to say they loved it.

Innit, how dare someone try and foul the great Klopp side.

 

[RonaldoVII]

I wanted to watch on Sky but didn't get the stream. Thought I was unfortunate to be putting up with Lee Dixon and Le Saux but obviously not.

 

[Dan]

Martin Tyler is old and wise, saw a young lad in his first steps for Man United, who was nervous and would take a lot of hit if he was sent off and chose not to give him the second yellow.

Eh?

 

[croadyman]

Innit, how dare someone try and foul the great Klopp side.

Loved him getting amongst them and picking scraps definitely wins the fans over

 

[Charles Miller]

Eh?

Eh?

Wrong thread/drunk