Marquee Signing - Summer Raffle

[SAFMUTD]

On the bright side there’s no way Bale is coming now that we don’t have Champions football.

We will probably get some player that was good but just had a shitty season, like Dybala, Hummels, Boateng, etc with- huge raise of their wages of course.

 

[Adam_S]

Bale.

Imagine a front 3 next year of Sanchez, Lukaku and Bale.

Real look like they've got a ton of has-beens and deadwood they want to shift. We're one of the few clubs rich enough and stupid enough to take them, so take your pick.

ETA: How's this for a Woodward Dream XI?

Sanchez----Lukaku-----Bale

Pogba------Matic------Kroos

Shaw----Smalling----Jones---Young

---------------De Gea-------------

 

[Nicoseth]

Titus Bramble.

 

[Irrational.]

Griezmann

 

[Champagne Football]

Gareth Bale

I think the rest of our signings will be low key - Gueye, Daniel James, Moussa Dembele, Maguire, Trippier

 

[francobaresi]

Ryan Fraser

 

[The Nani]

Harry Maguire

 

[ti vu]

Who gets the juicer if we end up without a proper marquee signing?

 

[reddevil702]

De Ligt

 

[Nicoseth]

Dybala.

 

[MyOnlySolskjaer]

Who gets the juicer if we end up without a proper marquee signing?

I do.

 

[Luffy]

Godin.

 

[antohan]

Since dybala is gone I’m gonna say Cavani

Mmmm imagine Cavani-Dybala

Great minds think alike, my last post in another thread was literally about that. Creativity from Dybala, movement and work ethic from Cavani. Everyone else can play second fiddle well enough and benefit no end.

 

[antohan]

Godin.

He's gone to Inter already. Made a really classy clip with Aleti fans involved and all.

 

[Luffy]

He's gone to Inter already. Made a really classy clip with Aleti fans involved and all.

Ah, crap. Thanks for letting me know. Goodbye, juicer.

 

[Achilles McCool]

Do we just have to be the 1st person to say the correct signing, or can I echo a previous poster to win the Juicer???

If so, I'll also say Antoine Miguel Fernando Griezmann

If not, I'll go with Lewandowski

 

[ship50]

Right now, even that Swansea lad looks like a marquee signing.

Okay, Marko Arnautović

 

[NJM78]

Juan Mata on a 2 year deal.

 

[Ola]

De Ligt

 

[Coops73]

Darren Fletcher

 

[VeevaVee]

I’ll take Icardi then

 

[Hughes35]

Oblak - Love me a good juicer

 

[Marcelinho87]

Erik Ten Hag, Poch those are marquee signings given the severity of our circumstances

And when told that Jones and Smalling will kept and the club doesn't require new defenders...Then what?

 

[Dolf]

Malcom

 

[diarm]

I'm going for a differential and picking Harry Kane.

He'll sign in August alongside Toby and Eriksen after Poch exploits a loophole Levy thought was hidden forever.

We'll also sign Wan-Bissaka, Koulibaly, Rice and Sancho and start next season convinced we're going to win the league.

We'll finish 4th and people will be calling for Poch's head by Christmas.

 

[V.O.]

In the spirit of chucking some shit at the wall and seeing if it sticks...

Marcelo Brozovic.

 

[Tom Van Persie]

Dybala.

 

[Camilo]

I think we'll buy Spurs.

 

[Robertd0803]

I reckon the marquee signing will be El Randomino Jr. from some random South American team and we pass it off as a huge coup.

 

[Lay]

Sneijder.

 

[Best is Best]

Ralf Rangnick.

 

[Devil81]

Toby Alderwerald

 

[Judge Red]

These signings have always been about showing the world we can still compete with clubs that actually win things. We’re at the point now where we can no longer do this. Sanchez’s wages have already wrecked the club. Even Woodward must know it has to stop.

 

[JEredDevil]

For the sake of this game.

Fellaini.

You heard it here first.

 

[Zoo]

Maguire.

 

[Lennon7]

Zaha.
Feel Ole may lean towards someone he knows.

fecking hell, we really have hired Moyes 2.0

 

[AgentP]

Zaha

 

[Rednotdead]

There won't be a marquee signing. We're done with that strategy. We'll sign good youngsters.

 

[WolfInSharp'sClothing]

I reckon you need another right-footed Left Winger/Striker to compete with Rashford, Martial and Sanchez.

 

[Red00012]

Zlatan