Yes please.
We need a nasty bully striker at the club.
We need a nasty bully striker at the club.
Marko Arnautović | United have pulled out
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This would be a very dumb singing.
As shit as this is, we just need bodies at this point, the one's we've got gave up a long time ago
Ronaldo replacement? 
Can’t believe some of you support this. I genuinely can’t be arsed with us.
So we are still as dumb and useless as ever. Cool.
Back to stop gap solutions. Like the Ighalo, Cavani experiences haven't taught us anything.
I feel like we just need to do a Barca and sign a load of players short term and then boot them out in a couple of seasons when we can get the players we actually want
"solutions"
In theory yeah, but we'll just end up stuck with shite we can't shift.
How many registered proffessional footballers out there who have the ability to play up top and we go only after former players or players ETH knows. Our scouting team should be sacekd and replaced immediately, there is something very wrong when we can't get the best footballers for the senior team, only the most obvious ones..
Would be an instant upgrade on McFred in midfield.
Delete club.
We've got shite we can't shift now but on bigger contracts. If we had shite on lower contracts someone would have a bash
The glazers are just con men. Really they’ve under invested whilst the rest of the league have. We’re falling behind. We’re a shambles. I’ve called the board out in the past but Glazer sympathisers on redcafe kicked off. Where are you guys now.
Fecking hell. I'd rather bring back Fellaini, at least he knows Old Trafford.
Maybe we bring back Fellaini? What’s Andy Carroll doing these days?
Yes please my fecking ass.
At his very best he wasn’t top 4 quality, he’s 33 year old now coming off 2 1/2 years in China ffs.
Nah haven't you heard! It's actually a brilliant idea!! Get a washed out 33 year old until a not ready yet 19 year old is man enough to make the step up and sit on our bench. All part of the brilliant plan of this fecking amateurs in our board
This will be a lovely transfer I am sure but I would rather we sorted Schone’s transfer first. NEC Nijmegen may be reluctant to sell later in the window.
Yet another 33 year old stopgap. God knows why I'm even surprised
That's a bizarre one.
He was good at Stoke, up and down at West Ham and then went to China. Think he's at Bologna now without checking but must be well into his 30s so you can't be bidding much for him.
Bit of a disruptive presence in dressing room aswell. Guess it's part of the false 9 philosophy ETH is trying to get going but it's obviously not a long term solution for you.
He was good at Stoke, up and down at West Ham and then went to China. Think he's at Bologna now without checking but must be well into his 30s so you can't be bidding much for him.
Bit of a disruptive presence in dressing room aswell. Guess it's part of the false 9 philosophy ETH is trying to get going but it's obviously not a long term solution for you.
No it doesn’t. Let’s stop signing players for the sake of it. That’s why we are where we are as a team. He is useless and old. He isn’t any better than what we got at the moment and he isn’t going to shit in the league.
Please, no.
Complete joke, has to a wind up. If we are even considering this then the situation is even bleaker than anyone could've imagined.
Complete joke, has to a wind up. If we are even considering this then the situation is even bleaker than anyone could've imagined.
People moaning in here would probably sanction buying Osimhen for £90m and he would be bang average here.
Nothing wrong with this, we cannot hold up the ball. Look at Welbeck today, held up the ball and the team isn't constantly turning over.
Nothing wrong with this, we cannot hold up the ball. Look at Welbeck today, held up the ball and the team isn't constantly turning over.
Fantastic planning.
Absolute shambles of a club.
That's likely part of the issue though, isn't it? Our two most senior scouts literally left weeks before the season started, off the back of years of miserable recruitment, reportedly as part of am intended restructure. How much faith can anyone have in the targets identified by that failed set-up?
Wow this all brand new United really did their work pre season. What did these fat fecks do apart from talking shit?
We played Eriksen as a false 9 today and Danny Welbeck would walk into our team. He absolutely is better than what we have.
It’s extremely concerning that the club is in this position. Murtough needs to get a hold of this if he hasn’t started to already.
New season, same issues
Well at least we can look forward to this signing after the shitshow today. Feck me.
We also could have played Garnacho. We could have played Ronaldo. I would start even Amad before i start Arnautovic.
Mate, we are crap. Like seriously "good enough" is so funny. We are bums.
Ronaldo replacement?
Worse than the first time
That’s nice. In the real world Garnacho and Amad aren’t starting over him. But you keep believe it.
How are we this inept at planning 
Clean the dust and bring the piano!!
And short term signings like Arnautovic, Ronaldo, Cavani and Ighalo are a big part of why.
It's been clear since last january we needed to sign a CF. We shouldn't be resorting to no-future barrell scraping, because it's a symptom of a failing recruitment set up. No more, no less.