Marko Arnautović | United have pulled out

:lol::lol: This cracked me up like no post has done in my 20 years on the caf HAHAHHA. I see this middle aged guy giggling like a madman applying lipstick whilst admiring himself with an intense glare in the mirror.

And so the man who was once known as a beerbellied football supporter posting on an internet forum as Kid Moyes is no more and his story as a genius mastermind maniac starts. All because of Arnautovic :lol:
Honestly I'm losing the plot with this club. I have to laugh.
 
Welcome to our new racist overlord.

Him, Ronaldo and Greenwood would be the perfect forward line. One twat bigger than the other.
 
Something's off with this story. Since Rangnick was appointed club had literal months to come up with entire strategy for the summer...
 


In regards to this incident, here's Arnautovic's own captain physically trying to shut his mouth mid-rant to no avail.

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Arnautovic showing the sort of determination we're no doubt looking for.
 
On top of the myriad of other issues here - isn't he meant to have a shit attitude?
 
It's going to happen isn't it. Even if it's a stop-gap. I'm not overly excited by it in the slightest.

Here's hoping EtH can get a tune out of him and it's a Tadic/Haller type appointment and it's because we'll sign Sesko and loan him back for the year.
 
Omfg this is actually happening.

The club are literally forcing me to hate the team more and more each year.
 
I remember when Ferguson wanted to get Paolo Di Canio.
 
Halaand vs Arnautovic. It'll be a close race for the golden boot this year.
 
Do we have any criteria for signing players other than being dutch or has worked with ETH before? And don't we have enough villains on the squad? One is on trial already, do we need to replace him with a racist to complete this horror show?
 
Weren't people on this forum complaining about not going for some random signings? Well, here you go.
 
I mean, what exactly can you say at this point. It’s almost disrespectful to the fans and two fingers up to season ticket holders.