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2022-23 Performances


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6.1 Season Average Rating
Appearances
56
Goals
30
Assists
9
Yellow cards
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Not showing any respect to Ten Hag, literally punching the ball into the net, twatting a Wolves free-kick away: the Bad Boy of English Football has arrived.

Forget Evil Kagawa, it’s time for Evil Rashford. Imagine the goals he’d score with a Tory heel turn.
:lol: we already had Ronaldo x Jordan Peterson + Piers Morgan; what sort of diabolical concoction would you fix up for Tory Rash?
 
ETH is making sure he keeps his feet on the ground as well.
The combination of a no nonsense manager and a fit and hungry Rashford will be hard to stop
 
The fact the second goal was ruled handball was weird.

Hands by his side, natural position if he had no arms it would have hit his hip and gone in.
 
Happy he is now playing well. I felt sorry for him at some point last season.
 
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The fact the second goal was ruled handball was weird.

Hands by his side, natural position if he had no arms it would have hit his hip and gone in.

yep rule is retarded
 
Our best attacking player. Now just hope he doesn’t be a silly boy with ETH :D

Need to get him on a long term contract soon especially with PSG lurking.
 
Not showing any respect to Ten Hag, literally punching the ball into the net, twatting a Wolves free-kick away: the Bad Boy of English Football has arrived.

Forget Evil Kagawa, it’s time for Evil Rashford. Imagine the goals he’d score with a Tory heel turn.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

This is fantastic :lol:
 
Looks like we should be giving the naughty doctor a telling off more often. He certainly rose to the challenge. Absolutely bounced Jonny :lol:

Nice one Marcus! great goals
 
Love the way he's learned to use his body too. Learning how to play the striker position a bit more too? Can only be a good thing.
 
So much physicality about him these days - refuses to buy the penalty.

I'd argue he's better now than before the injury - this strength is an element we didn't really see before
 
:lol: we already had Ronaldo x Jordan Peterson + Piers Morgan; what sort of diabolical concoction would you fix up for Tory Rash?
Just imagine what Rashford could do if he stopped recycling his pizza boxes.
 
Back to what he was in 2019-20 before the back injury and ain't we glad for it.
 
He's an absolute menace at the minute. Back in top form and a constant threat. Fantastic.
 
Last few seasons, Rashford would have gone down after taking that knock in the back, but he stayed up and earned himself a shot at goal and scored it which was massive for him and the team.
 
Not showing any respect to Ten Hag, literally punching the ball into the net, twatting a Wolves free-kick away: the Bad Boy of English Football has arrived.

Forget Evil Kagawa, it’s time for Evil Rashford. Imagine the goals he’d score with a Tory heel turn.
What's next? Eating a big mac in front of some starving kids with a shit eating grin?
 
I don’t think it’s biased to say he’s scoring better goals than Haaland right now. Almost as many too.
 
Scored an impressive goal and did well to get in the shot that was saved just prior to the handball.
 
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Not showing any respect to Ten Hag, literally punching the ball into the net, twatting a Wolves free-kick away: the Bad Boy of English Football has arrived.

Forget Evil Kagawa, it’s time for Evil Rashford. Imagine the goals he’d score with a Tory heel turn.
:lol:
 
He was incredible in 2019 but at this moment in time he looks even better. Looks stronger and fitter than he ever has. Back on that trajectory to be world class for us.
 
He's on great form, good to see. In both goals he scored he showed great physicality which is always nice to see.

Second goal should have stood, was never hand ball.
 
Manager was right to drop him if he had a lapse of discipline. Rashford has just said he overslept and was late for a meeting.

He certainly made amends with the goal and played well again overall.

We are a one man attack right now.
 
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