I can understand his attacking performances as a LB, if he's really a natural centre back. But then he's fecking atrocious defensively too. What international CB worth their salt loses out to their man on set pieces like that. He's a massive wuss too, never seen him attack the ball in the air, and attracted to the ball like a puppy.
A less good version of Liverpool-transfer-request-era Heinze.
Oh manThe Onion
Continuing to make me cry.
What a bag of shit
His crossing is one of his better points tbf. Baffling how consistently bad someone can be at defending set pieces though.I can't believe he actually played for Argentina in the last WC and that it took Germany into injury time to score a goal. He's an awful defender and can't cross worth a lick.
Take Mikael Silvestre
- Pace
- Crossing and passing ability
+ Crap tattoos
+ £15m
= Marcos Rojo