And so it begins 
Manchester United vs. Wigan Athletic
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Zaha needs to calm down.
It looked quite serious
Andy Townsend at breakfast:
AT: "Well, you got yer eggs there, and a piece of bacon. Sausage might make an appearance soon..."
MRS T: "I know - I bloody cooked it."
AT: "You're my wife. I married you in a wedding ceremony."
MRS T: "I know! Stop stating the bloody obvious!"
AT: "Stating the obvious there; that's when something's obvious and someone states it."
*sound of gunshot*
AT: "Well, you got yer eggs there, and a piece of bacon. Sausage might make an appearance soon..."
MRS T: "I know - I bloody cooked it."
AT: "You're my wife. I married you in a wedding ceremony."
MRS T: "I know! Stop stating the bloody obvious!"
AT: "Stating the obvious there; that's when something's obvious and someone states it."
*sound of gunshot*
Smalling should not be up against Holt. Jones better in the physical battles.
Nice trick by Zaha
I like Zaha's trickery!
That was not a hamstring
Zaha looking lively.
I'll wait for Raymond Verheijen's thoughts before condemning Moyes for Rafa's injury, thank you very much.
Evra better be fine
A double for Holt after getting Evra there
more than happy so far, passing well and keeping the ball well.
We're playing some really slick stuff. Very promising.
Since when is a tackle from behind not a yellow?
McClean would be booked by now in any other game.
Jones
no chewing gum, we are fecked
Archaic Moyes has us playing this tiki taka shit
Why does Jones do that, does it ever work?
Can McClean do stuff other than foul people?
Wigan look poor at the moment
I was going to blame the shade.
Do they not sell sunnies in the UK nowadays? All that squinting on the bench...
Is clev playing ?
more to do with us playing well and not letting them settle with the ball.
Disappointed so far by Wigan.
Its because I bet on him to get booked.
I think you'll get your way if he carries on like this. Crocked Rafael and took out Zaha in the space of 20 minutes.
At least Moyeysey's eyebrows give him plenty of shade.
Any transfers today lads?
What is this sunny? A hat? Hats are available but its a bit of a fashion faux par, especially if you are wearing a suit. Better to squint.
Giggs, Cleverly and Carrick are rotating nicely.
If there is a worse crosser than Jones I haven't seen him!!
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