[RetroStu]

Found out??? He hasn't even reached anything like the potential he shows right now

lol they haven't said that, i just mean thats what some will be saying.

 

[suheilsworld]

No Martial goal!! What a waste of money!!!!



<jk>

 

[ShakeUnBake]

Schweinsteiger with the tricksies

 

[Mr Pigeon]

Are they booing bfs?

No, they're shouting, um, Boo-urns.

 

[marlowe78]

Did I just see a woman rolling a joint in the Sunderland area?

 

[MoXoM]

Darmian is just pure quality on either fullback position

 

[thegregster]

Only 2 win in 10 for LVG against Dick Advocaat if we win today.

 

[Ramshock]

Im glad Leicester getting thumped they deserved that the uppity twats

 

[ScarleyUtd]

How much fitter do we look than Sunderland? Obviously influenced by the possession football, but still.

 

[Raw]

Yeh I dont count either of those. TO me it doesnt count until everyone has played and it's so stupid that there is a league table after one game

I think we were first at the end of the gameweek after that 4-1 Swansea win anyway, so it'd be then.

 

[Iron Stove]

It can't be said enough.. Schweinsteiger is a ridiculously good footballer

 

[Anustart89]

Death by passing. LvG will be thrilled with this performance.

 

[Bugshot]

Martial will score.

 

[Zexstream]

Good confident display for united, I think LVG has slowed the game down in preparation for Weds.

 

[Amar__]

Was that woman rolling a joint?

 

[Rado_N]

fecking prick doing airplane gestures

 

[Gavin2012]

Imagine if Valencia could play football. Its going to be tough but dig deep.

If someone can imagine the human centipede then we can all imagine Valencia as a good footballer.

Why do you have to imagine that? He won our poty and ppoty award.

 

[Ramshock]

Advocaat looks like George C Scott

 

[Raw]

Anyone notice that girl rolling a joint

 

[Mr. Meeseeks]

Hasn't Pantillimon heard of the square-cube law? Humans aren't meant to be that tall

 

[Catt]

Martial has been very good today, just the goal missing. His best game overall I think.

 

[mitchmouse]

I think we were first at the end of the gameweek after that 4-1 Swansea win anyway, so it'd be then.

that was first game of season so I don't count it

 

[togg]

Anyone notice that girl rolling a joint

She'll think Sunderland are top of the league....

 

[Sky1981]

Lol mata is so slow i thinj i can outpace him

 

[mitchmouse]

Advocaat looks like George C Scott

You mean long dead?

 

[Inigo Montoya]

Only 2 win in 10 for LVG against Dick Advocaat if we win today.

Yes but how many titles has Dirty Dick won ?

 

[justboy68]

It'll be a shame if Martial can't get a goal. It'd be great for him to get that record.

 

[pseudo_canadian]

Was that woman rolling a joint?

Haha I saw that too.

 

[Moriarty]

Won't beat De Gea from there.

 

[Raw]

Oh M'Vila. What happened to you.

 

[Anustart89]

Lol mata is so slow i thinj i can outpace him

And yet he's recorded the third highest top speed in the team at 32.0km/h. Crazy stuff.

 

[sizzling sausages]

99% of posts about Memphis have just been reactions to him doing something shit as happens for all players. Hardly any damning indictments about his future at the club or anything. Everyone knows he's 21 and that patience is required. Some people looking for any reason to have a go at the match day thread as usual, which is primarily for in the moment reactions while watching the game.

I agree, I never understood why people always complain about the match day threads.

 

[UnitedinRed]

Why do you have to imagine that? He won our poty and ppoty award.

Have you invented the ability to travel backwards in time?

If not then only your imagination can help you now. And Valencia.

 

[prateik]

Martial has been fantastic..

 

[Ramshock]

You mean long dead?

Cmon Martial

 

[Sylar]

Rooney from 2008 probably shoots and scores that lol.

 

[RetroStu]

Rooney should of shot.

 

[Anustart89]

MATAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[sizzling sausages]

3-0, Mata!

 

[Eriku]

Holy Hell, Rooney came out of his coma for a second there!

MATA!