[Revaulx]

ITV 4 I believe

Correct. Weirdly, the HD version isn’t available through BT TV

 

[mu4c_20le]

Welcome back to Old Trafford Paul

 

[HookedOnAPhelan]

Cnut Ince is still managing?

 

[Judas]

fecking Matterface

 

[bosnian_red]

The guy learns very quickly but he does make mistakes.

I also wonder if he's underestimating a 38-game season while his experience is purely of 34-game countries where they don't have a second cup. And we've also got the EL to worry about.

I hope it doesn't damage our top 4 chances and everything beyond that is a bonus

Yup. With Ajax, he also tended to toss aside the Europa League once they dropped out of the CL. I don't see him doing that here, given we play Barca.

 

[GlasgowCeltic]

Carroll wearing no 2 is a disgrace

 

[The Purley King]

So this where baba Rahman has ended up!!

 

[Jazz]

Come on United!

 

[RopersReturn]

Just tuned in now, not slabhead! Please.

Afraid so, but he might be alright as it’s only a cup game against lowly Reading.

 

[TsuWave]

Andy Carroll? THE Andy Carroll?

it's been 56 years

 

[Kaos]

Why is Andy Carroll wearing number 2?

 

[SmashedHombre]

Based on what? Garnacho and Pellistri have been good most times they've come on

Based on the fact that ETH doesn’t even trust them against Forest or Reading in cup competitions. Honestly, I would have much preferred us to play the second string even if it meant getting knocked out. This is Bruno’s 30th game of the season for us, 37th including internationals. It’s obscene.

 

[Sassy Colin]

We don't like Paul Ince, do we?

 

[Forevergiggs1]

Correct. Our midfield has no alternatives that are good enough. Fred maybe, but apart from that nothing.

If we have no alternatives to beat a bottom half championship side then we really are in trouble.

 

[Jazz]

Don't want any surprises on this Saturday evening. Hope we're professional and get it done - preferably as quickly as we can.

 

[DomesticTadpole]

fecking Matterface

They were in Manchester for the City game, might as well keep them there.

 

[Jazz]

We don't like Paul Ince, do we?

Nah, I don't.

 

[Massive Spanner]

Why is Andy Carroll wearing number 2?

Number 1 wasn’t available.

 

[AndySmith1990]

Didn't even realise Ince was still managing

 

[GlasgowCeltic]

fecking Matterface

honestly think Dixon is worse than Matterface, Matterface is enthusiastic at least

 

[Catt]

Wow, Andy Carroll

 

[One Night Only]

honestly think Dixon is worse than Matterface, Matterface is enthusiastic at least

Everytime Dixon is on he makes me feel depressed. He's feckin awful, the charisma of Brussel sprouts.

 

[Sammy McIlroys fan club]

Just turned it on, not sure why the hell we aren't resting players but hey ho , let's have this won by the 60 minutes mark.

 

[Chairman Steve]

Lumleys back I see. He was the shithouse keeper for Boro last season in the FA Cup.

 

[DomesticTadpole]

Everytime Dixon is on he makes me feel depressed. He's feckin awful, the charisma of Brussel sprouts.

Grew up a City fan, probably never recovered from it.

 

[TsuWave]

Andy Carroll looks like the last samurai

 

[DomesticTadpole]

Nice build up.

 

[Catt]

Close

 

[Jazz]

Ah good move.

 

[lex talionis]

The Governor will be overridden tonight.

 

[MyOnlySolskjaer]

Like that Antony.

 

[DomesticTadpole]

Andy Carroll looks like the last samurai

What did the first samurai look like?

 

[kouroux]

Great atmosphere

 

[Withnail]

Is Lee feckin Dixon the best they can come up with?

 

[The Firestarter]

Tricky attempt from Vault Wearhouse

 

[Murder on Zidanes Floor]

Andy Carroll is a useless loser who has spent his career injured but you just know he will score against us

 

[Rapsel]

Antony off to a flying start!

 

[TsuWave]

What did the first samurai look like?

No idea, but I know what Tom Cruise looked like

 

[Drifter]

We don't like Paul Ince, do we?

Got nothing against him. Great midfielder for us, could do with someone like him now.

 

[glazed]

The part of Andy Carroll will tonight be played by Russell Brand