[Jazz]

I think I just saw Shelvey!

Kick him Fred!

 

[ShinjiNinja26]

Oh great it’s Jermaine fecking Jenas!

 

[Hernandez - BFA]

Anyone got a river?
I can't access my NowTV at all - just says "unable to log in, try again later".

 

[Random Task]

I'm going to miss the start of the game.

This is bad, very bad.

 

[Murder on Zidanes Floor]

Out of interest, whos the shittest player thats ever scored a hattrick for us?

Owen.

 

[Inigo Montoya]

I think this team today is just awful. I can’t understand why Greenwood isn’t playing, he’s been handled poorly at the moment.

Jeez. Wind your neck in. He played Thursday and will play midweek again

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

Why is James doing JLingz?

 

[LuisNaniencia]

Anyone else been calling him Sure-tire.

 

[FireballXL5]

So which random gobshite will win the OT sweepstakes today? My money is on Almiron

I really, really, really dislike that twat. Quite irrational really.

 

[Bearded One]

I wonder why Bailly doesn’t start ahead of Lindelof

 

[Hughie77]

Just hope my link stays on, I can watch the fecking game, come on lads 3pts needed.

 

[Murder on Zidanes Floor]

Had zero clue how to pronounce Shoretire.

 

[El Zoido]

Wait, that's how you're supposed to pronounce Shoretire? Really? Sure the commentary on Thursday night said Shore-tire.

 

[iluvoursolskjær]

Want to see a good performance from Martial

 

[tomaldinho1]

So which random gobshite will win the OT sweepstakes today? My money is on Almiron

I actually really rate him, great work rate and decent dribbler/finisher. Hopefully has a terrible game today.

 

[Murder on Zidanes Floor]

Shoretire: Sho Ree Tear Ray

 

[JTW95]

Wait, that's how you're supposed to pronounce Shoretire? Really?

Seems like a massive over complication to me!

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

Oh great it’s Jermaine fecking Jenas!

Be patient, he will be next Spurs manager soon, so you will have Glen Hoddle.

Come on Uniteeeeeed.

 

[Murder on Zidanes Floor]

Want to see a good performance from Martial

Everyone does mate but no matter how horrific he plays there will be people calling you an agenda poster if he stinks the place up and you observe it.

 

[Zlatans Knee]

How long will it take for us to let in the first goal? We seem to go behind in all of these games.

 

[TrustInJanuzaj]

Jeez. Wind your neck in. He played Thursday and will play midweek again

Oh great let’s prioritise the secondary completion, hes our best bloody attacker!

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

What, we did not score yet? Sack, sell.

 

[48 hours]

Did Rashford think that was going to be a corner?

 

[JMack1234]

Bring on Diallo.

 

[mav_9me]

This is the kind of game where Bailly would be better than Lindelof. Would help us keep a high line and press better.

 

[MattofManchester]

Yet another example of Ole showing favoritism and proving how you can be absolutely terrible and still get in over better form players.

Great example.

 

[iluvoursolskjær]

Everyone does mate but no matter how horrific he plays there will be people calling you an agenda poster if he stinks the place up and you observe it.

I was Martial FC for a long time bro but you can only have so much patience when you see a lack of effort

 

[pratyush_utd]

Another game I have to tolerate Jim Beglin commentary..

 

[Wilt]

Have we scored yet

 

[48 hours]

Urgh corner to them early on

 

[Zen86]

Casually left a massive hole in defence then

 

[DomesticTadpole]

Another game I have to tolerate Jim Beglin commentary..

Just think about yesterday. That will make you feel lots better.

 

[Superunknown]

I'm nervous about this game. I want us to absolutely smash Newcastle, but I think it's going to be harder than we imagine.

 

[tomaldinho1]

Bring on Diallo.

 

[space]

Just catch it ffs

 

[Baxter]

feck De Gea off

 

[Judas]

Terrible keeping, just claim the ball.

 

[FireballXL5]

Our defending of set pieces. Textbook.

 

[Dudu]

Dave Saves!

 

[Scorpy]

De Gea ffs...