Manchester United vs Kristiansund BK (Tue 30th July, 18:00 UK time)

[Fully Fledged]

First half I did, this one, not so much. Been little quality in the final third.

I think their keeper has been brilliant in the second half. I'm glad he's gone off.

 

[red4ever 79]

Shaka Hislop motm

 

[Jacky Quacky]

That's an odd comment, Mata will see much more game time this season

What has mata deserved to be given more game time?

 

[Denis79]

I mean, he's still a baby at 17. But you wouldn't believe it given the way he has performed on this tour.

No you wouldn't. Very composed and intelligent with the ball.

 

[SqueakyWeasel]

He shouldn’t though.

Everyone's entitled to an opinion

 

[Kostur]

Ole's 12 year old daughter coming on has been the nicest moment of this match to be fair.

 

[peridigm]

19? Looks like he's 9. Baby Faced Assassin offspring for sure.

 

[Florida Man]

Which is irrelevant because we're not. Good moan about a hypothetical moan though

That's not a moan. I know how the Caf is.

 

[SqueakyWeasel]

What has mata deserved to be given more game time?

Seriously?

 

[Harry190]

Child labour. Disgusting.

 

[Florida Man]

But we are not. We are 0 v 0. Considering we were not great at scoring last season and have not signed anyone in attack, I would say it is a valid complaint.

The point is that we have a bunch of fecking moaners and it won't matter what the score is.

 

[klayton88]

In before Rojo two foots Ole's son.

 

[Tom Van Persie]

In before Rojo two foots Ole's son.

 

[Jacky Quacky]

Seriously?

I am haha he's not good at all now

 

[Denis79]

In before Rojo two foots Ole's son.

 

[mu4c_20le]

We have about three minutes to score against their third keeper

 

[pauldyson1uk]

 

[Irrational.]

Bruno and Dybala will give us the cutting edge we lack.

 

[Ødegaard]

We have about three minutes to score against their third keeper

Barely enough to get past their midfield.

 

[Random Task]

Ole's son looks ominously like Matic.

Oops?

 

[SqueakyWeasel]

I am haha he's not good at all now

Perhaps that's why Ole is the manager not you

 

[Camy89]

19? Looks like he's 9. Baby Faced Assassin offspring for sure.

feck off. Solksjaer's son is not 19, he quite clearly looks about 9.

Great minds.

 

[TMDaines]

Feels like a first season Mou game. Battered them and not scored.

 

[Hugh Jass]

Pogba looks uninterested.

 

[prateik]

That kid turned 16 last week.. bloody hell.

 

[MrPooni]

I feel like they're taking the piss out of us with this third keeper

 

[Dobba]

In before Rojo two foots Ole's son.

"Take that you cnut. And don't ever stand over me sneering about fake injuries"

 

[Inigo Montoya]

Bruno and Dybala will give us the cutting edge we lack.

Nah, we'll start with Matic and Jesse

 

[Sassy Colin]

There's a 12 year old girl on the pitch?

 

[Tom Van Persie]

Pen.

 

[Ødegaard]

Kristiansund ended up #5 last year, #7 the year before, and are currently #7 mid season, just 3 points behind last year's #1.

A shit club, even by Norwegian standards.

 

[Tom Van Persie]

Wonderful ball from Pogba and a great run from Mata.

 

[MrPooni]

"Take that you cnut. And don't ever stand over me sneering about fake injuries"

 

[SirAnderson]

I think their keeper has been brilliant in the second half. I'm glad he's gone off.

The first two were solid, this is the 3rd choice that's on now. But yeah, could have scored with the free-kick if it were a lesser keeper maybe.

 

[VeevaVee]

So many Pogba shots just outside the post.

 

[SqueakyWeasel]

Who's going to take it … Paul?

 

[Baxter]

Some pass from Pogba. Poor dive

 

[One Night Only]

We are clearly just saving all the goals for the competitive matches, no point in wasting them in friendlies duh! We haven't got that many to use throughout the season.

 

[Alemar]

Penalty? We take???

 

[Acole9]

Keeper number three fecks up.

 

[SqueakyWeasel]

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