[BarstoolProphet]

We're celebrating tackles like we're Mansfield at home vs City in the FA Cup

 

[Sparky_Hughes]

Shelvey under Howe is an absolute baller, he'd walk into this team

I'd walk into this team and I'm 40 with fecked knees.

 

[Idxomer]

It's always been clear he would be on the bench for a decent team. But we make do with him Matic who was past his best before we even signed him...hard to see why we never win the league anymore.

No, he wouldn't.

 

[Judas]

Deserved.

 

[FireballXL5]

0-1 Alonso.

 

[tomaldinho1]

Sounds like he’d fit in perfectly

That would be a depressing transfer story wouldn't it

 

[jasT1981]

That was coming.

 

[Red00012]

Watching this rubbish and all we can sing we want glaziers out

 

[RedDevilRoshi]

Well there we are

 

[CloneMC16]

Chelsea finally scored. Took them long enough.

 

[Who's Kissing Cameras?]

Telles is utter shit isn’t he. Tries his all but he’s way off it.

 

[Adam-Utd]

he killed that volley just like his girlfriend

 

[cj_sparky]

Wish we had a fullback like James.

We are dire.

 

[Ronaldo's ego]

There it is, 0-1.

 

[joedirt87]

hey look a goal, can we get the kids on now?

 

[Irrational.]

Goal by DUI.

 

[red_de_pologne]

So easy

 

[United Hobbit]

Only Chelsea players on the top number of touches list dearie me

 

[Ollie Derbyshire]

Why can’t Rashford or Elanga find any space whatsoever, Mount and James look like they are playing on their own at times. Fecking hell! WE ARE SHIT

 

[Berbasbullet]

Murderer scores

 

[GDaly95]

Real killers instinct from Alonso there

 

[Ranchero]

Telles's attempts to defend tonight are indefensible. Hahahahaha. Sorry it is beyond depressing now

 

[haru krentz]

it's only matter of time isnt it??

 

[George Owen]

James all alone once again...

 

[paulscholes18]

We are fecking shit

 

[Denis79]

Didn't see that one coming.

 

[Castia]

No surprise

I don’t even react anymore

 

[DJ_21]

This has got to be the worse end to a season ever!! Hurry up and finish ffs!

 

[2 man midfield]

That marking though

 

[Gandalf]

Against the run of play

 

[Long Time Red]

And people criticise Wan-Bissaka's positioning!!!

 

[kouroux]

Great assist tbh

 

[Jazz]

It was coming...

 

[big rons sovereign]

Reece James. He's a good player, I'd like him in our team, but I kinda wanna see somebody kick him in the face.

 

[Godfather]

Great volley that

 

[Swedish_Plumber]

Get some subs on to make the last 30 mins different

 

[United Hobbit]

Look at all the space he had

 

[Tom Cato]

Look at the state at the players on the field

Our bench is quite literally "the kids", Mata and Jones/Bailly.

We genuinely do not have a single player that can come on and be a immediate offensive threat in the squad today.

 

[tomaldinho1]

Unmarked, back post from cross. Textbook United 21/22 season.

 

[mitchmouse]

two men unmarked at the far post (not for the first time, we never learn) and let people cross at will. absolutely appalling