Manchester United v Everton

This commentary is as dire, lacklustre and flat as the football. I'm falling asleep here.
 
That had to be a freekick, Gibson took Evans out completely
 
My god, how was that not a foul?

Le Tissier "Got some of the ball."
 
Lads it's 1-0 not 4-0 calm down.
 
Terrible refereeing. Should have given a foul and he can't stop play like that when he didn't give the foul. Shit.
 
Looked a foul on Rafael..

I think it's going to be one of those refereeing days.
 
One of our players will need to be stabbed to win a penalty today.