Mame Biram Diouf | 2009/10 Performances

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If that were to happen today, the restrooms at old trafford would be filled with man juice.

The game's at St. Andrews but I guess pilgrimaging to a deserted Old Trafford to have a wank could be the Church of Diouf's version of circling the Kaaba.
 
Fergie better play him now, he's gotten all our hopes up!
 
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Dont want to be a pessimist but do we really know alot about this lad recently other than he is flying in training . I hope he goes on to be one of our great players but I am not getting too excited , yet
 
Dont want to be a pessimist but do we really know alot about this lad recently other than he is flying in training . I hope he goes on to be one of our great players but I am not getting too excited , yet


10 facts about Diouf
His name reminds many of on of their most important person in their lives. Their mother

He loves to score 4 goals in every game

He has a long nail rumored that its made of adamantium

He is more popular then all Roman and Greek gods put together

All true United fans loves him already

He can walk on water

Obama had won the US elections by stating that he want to follow Diouf's footsteps.

Dioufism is one of the fastest growing religions in Manchester's area.

Its rumored that Hargeaves and Rio were cured by him.
 
10 facts about Diouf
His name reminds many of on of their most important person in their lives. Their mother

He loves to score 4 goals in every game He has a long nail rumored that its made of adamantium

He is more popular then all Roman and Greek gods put together

All true United fans loves him already

He can walk on water

Obama had won the US elections by stating that he want to follow Diouf's footsteps.

Diouf is one of the fastest growing religions in Manchester's area.

Its rumored that Hargreaves and Rio were cured by him.

He used to play for Molde.

:lol: My pessimism has been extinguished
 
10 facts about Diouf
His name reminds many of on of their most important person in their lives. Their mother

He loves to score 4 goals in every gameHe has a long nail rumored that its made of adamantium

He is more popular then all Roman and Greek gods put together

All true United fans loves him already

He can walk on water

Obama had won the US elections by stating that he want to follow Diouf's footsteps.

Dioufism is one of the fastest growing religions in Manchester's area.

Its rumored that Hargeaves and Rio were cured by him.

He used to play for Molde.

There are only 9 points in that list. But the One intends it to be that way.
 
The stage is set for him to score a 40yard Bicycle Kick goal in the 94th minute to win the match for us
 
might be added to the European squad depending on how he does over the next 2 weeks
 
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