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Why does Jensen always look so calm? No urgency in his face there at all.
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Why does Jensen always look so calm? No urgency in his face there at all.
Seriously?
He looks bigger than that. But then, I am comparing him to the last wearer of the 32 shirt!!Well if Michael Owen can be someone to measure up to...
He isn't very tall really
He isn't very tall really
The replays showed that he never actually headed the ball, he telekinetically lifted it over the keeper
He's not tall, but the lad's got a hell of a jump on him ! Decent speed as well.
The replays showed that he never actually headed the ball, he telekinetically lifted it over the keeper
Well that's the tallest 5.10 i've seen. He can jump over 7ft though
He only looks calm because he is in the presence of The One.
Of course, the mere presence of Diouf can tame even the fiercest of beasts.
Long live the Diouf!
Long live the Diouf!
I wonder if Nani ever assists a Diouf goal (or vice versa), will they do a synchronised goal celebration? Because I think that would be the most awesome thing ever.
From footage of Diouf before we signed him I thought he looked about 5'10'', but when he came on against Birmingham I thought he looked well over 6ft. Weird.
maybe the brummies are a bunch of midgets?
Oh nos ... he said Man Utd in the interview ... will he be forgiven for being The One?
my new club
Diouf has changed the name of our club to the much more prestigious Man Utd. Thank the Diouf!
Got this from F365's Mediawatch.
Today FM have ridiculed the one's surname. Will they now suffer the consequences.
Hilarious in reality though.
Today FM have ridiculed the one's surname. Will they now suffer the consequences.
Hilarious in reality though.
He's already started to call himself "The One"
1:44
"No, I'm not The One who's deciding"
"He's beginning to believe..."
The oracle will be pleased...
If you watch the replays, oddly enough, Jensen doesn't actually run that quick to the ball! He must have thought he would have got it ahead of Diouf, severely underestimating The One's pace, which is quicker than Usain Bolt on steroids.
I'm still awaiting for all the Mame Biram Diouf is so fast....etc etc where we replace the classic Chuck Norris facts with our own hilarious versions with Diouf as the protagonist.
best get started...
If at first you don't succeed, you're not Mame Biram Diouf
best get started...
If at first you don't succeed, you're not Mame Biram Diouf
Mame Biram Diouf can impregnate women with only a glance. He can also do this to men.
No he doesn't! He says "My NEW team", it does sound a bit like "Man Utd team".
Anyway good luck burning in hell, as you'd expect to after throwing false accusations at God. I just hope he can find it in his heart to save you from eternal damnation but even if he didn't the whole of the cafe would back his decision.
I know only of Vidic facts:
https://www.redcafe.net/f15/important-facts-about-nemanja-vidic-110745/
e.g.
"Vidic can crush coal into diamonds, and diamonds into something almost as hard as himself."
seen it on 606.
Or John O'Shea facts:
John O'Shea Appreciation Society | Facebook
"John O'Shea does, in fact, know how to perform in every single position. Just ask your mom."
Diouf could still be awful...
Impossible to judge him since hes only had around 6 touches.
Impossible to judge him since hes only had around 6 touches.
Interesting point, I wonder what his touches to goal ratio is?
I actually hope he does fail. Probably the first time I have felt this way. Horrible attitude.
Would hate to see him in our first team permanently. I cant stand the sight of him.
And also, hes invisible every match I watch him. He is a natural goalscorer, but his all round play is hurrendous.
You weerdo.
I am just warning of what could happen. Lets not start to overhype(seriously) him already.
Its more like fat man cant jump.
DIOUF FACTS:
Diouf is not allowed to play upfront with Berbatov, as the strike force would be so cool it would freeze the pitch.
When Valencia assisted Diouf's goal, he smiled.
Diouf is not allowed to play upfront with Berbatov, as the strike force would be so cool it would freeze the pitch.
When Valencia assisted Diouf's goal, he smiled.
Came on yesterday and provided our first aerial threat to the City defence from a corner.
A nation held its breath as the ball whistled away for a goal kick.
A nation held its breath as the ball whistled away for a goal kick.
The best photo of Diouf to date!
Terribly executed fake.
The best photo of Diouf to date!
Hows he balancing on that corner flag. Miraculous.
I think he is sure to get into the CL squad now considering O'Shea is surely out for the rest of the season..
yeh it was on the radio before about John'O. Feel for him to be honest!
The one is starting for the Reserves tonight.
As well as Welbeck and Obertan. O yeah, I will be watching this one.
As well as Welbeck and Obertan. O yeah, I will be watching this one.
Scored for the reserves, with a nice little chip after a decent piece of control. From a cracking pass from Matty James.
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