Watch 5 WAYS TO FIX MANCHESTER UNITED on 442oons on Youtube. They actually pre-empt this and have an interesting prospect at the end.
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Make United Great Again (MUGA)
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I second this. The first thing to do would be to get musk in as an owner or a backer. That way we can use X and ban all the journalists pushing ABU agenda. Also can use his platform to target refs who give decisions against us. We can also make the nazi salute a part of our pre match routine.
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Ratcliffe to issue executive orders banning Var officials from the ground, any found trying to enter the borders of Old Trafford will be turned around.
We need to build a wall to prevent academy products from escaping out
How many "angry white inbred males" are around to manipulate? Not that many. Even if he could rule over all rodents in addition to that, he wouldn't get far. Sounds like TDS to me.
I don't think anything can fix us except the right people in charge with a lot of patience. I don't know if the right people are in charge and I can't say if they have any patience.
The irony of talking about morals in a thread thats Trump themed
To be true to the theme we should break FFP hundreds of times and then argue that we should be above the laws else nobody would want to be a football club
To be true to the theme we should break FFP hundreds of times and then argue that we should be above the laws else nobody would want to be a football club
Will we be getting rid of the women's team?
Utter woke nonsense....
Utter woke nonsense....
'Back to the Future' (formation of old)
No.1 = Goalkeeper
No.2 = Right full back
No.3 = Left full back
No.4 = Right half
No.5 = Centre half
No.6 = Left half
No.7 = Right wing
No.8 = Inside right
No.9 = Centre forward
No.10= Inside left
No.11= Left wing.
Subs? (13-17) assuming 5 possible
Formation (outfield) = 2-3-5 [when attacking]; 5-4-1 [when defending]; 4-4-2 [when in transition]; 3-4-3 [when Ruben says so]
That's the way to do it!!!!
No.1 = Goalkeeper
No.2 = Right full back
No.3 = Left full back
No.4 = Right half
No.5 = Centre half
No.6 = Left half
No.7 = Right wing
No.8 = Inside right
No.9 = Centre forward
No.10= Inside left
No.11= Left wing.
Subs? (13-17) assuming 5 possible
Formation (outfield) = 2-3-5 [when attacking]; 5-4-1 [when defending]; 4-4-2 [when in transition]; 3-4-3 [when Ruben says so]
That's the way to do it!!!!
Feck that guy. With the way he’s been talking recently he would bring the club into disrepute very quickly. Plus he’s giving money to a political party in the UK whose main aim to hate everyone not white.
We should have gone for Jassim. He would have wiped the debt and signed anyone and everyone until we won the league.
Piers Morgan must be the only one who makes Trump look good. Jesus Christ how annoying can that man be.
We need to the sign the best players in the world and make other clubs pay for it.
For a new stadium, we can just take the Spurs one and call it The New Trafford.
For a new stadium, we can just take the Spurs one and call it The New Trafford.
I'm glad you asked this question, it's a good question. And I'm the best person to answer it. No one knows about winning better than me - believe me. Perez once came up to me,tears in his eyes - he's a smart guy, Perez, very successful with his club Re-al Madrid, that's not a great name but they're a good club, great city. They have a lot of sun, too much sun - I think our weather is better, but that's okay. You look at the money that the bad clubs are stealing from us, they're taking away our money like criminals. It wouldn't have happened if I was the club owner, believe me. I think our fans are the greatest fans in the world, yes they're the best. They are amazing. They put so much money into this club, you wouldn't believe it. Billions and billions of dollars, just to watch out great club. All the sponsors want their name on our shirts. They come to me, and say, please, we'll do anything to have the logo on the shirt. I tell them I'll give you the logo, we'll make a deal. Big yellow beautiful logo, so beautiful. And these other clubs are stealing their money with unfair TV right deals. I know all about TV rights and this great club is being flooded with bad TV deals. We have the most fans, we should get the most money. The other clubs are stealing our share, they are being disrespectful. They wouldn't have been this disrespectful if I was in charge, but that's okay. I'm going to make a deal, I'm the best at deals. If they want to keep our money, then we'll take their best players. I like Branthwaite, don't you? Big strong beautiful center back. I said, give us Branthwaite and I'll see if I can keep you in the league. I talked to the Sheikh Mansour, very rich and powerful man. He can get things done. So much winning, his fans love him. I said he gives us Branthwaite, you take Tarkowski, and we'll keep them in the league. I think City can be a great ally, I like how they don't let the frauds at FA tell them what to do. I won't let the frauds with their rigged rules tell us what to do, and we'll keep all the money. I talked to Perez about it, and I talked to Mansour about it - what a beautiful name - Mansour - strong culture. Rich, so rich you won't believe it. So much oil. I like oil, don't you? We'll stop the small clubs from stealing our money, or we won't play them. I don't think our fans want to watch losers like Forest. No one wants to watch them play. I think we'll work out a deal. I'll make United great again.
One thing that seems to be winding me up recently is how boring and tired our chants are. It is in part related to how bad we have been on the pitch that not many of the current players deserve a chant. Nobody has written their story in United's history. Hence the lack of originality or imagination. However, that aside, there are far too many lazy, recycled chants that lack decent lyrics. Some merely chanting the player's name to Seven Nation Army. Who is inspired enough to chant that relentlessly? It's dull. Other than that it's the largely the same old, tired chants that have been around for generations.
Jassim is a senior member of a dictatorship whose politics are a bit, well...
All you have argued is you'd be okay with either Trump or Musk if only they cleared the debt.
Avram was the NFL's highest Democrat donor. Not sure about any of the others.
MAKE UNITED GREAT SUCCESS (MUGS)
I can't imagine Trump saying 'frauds' though. Maybe 'fakes'.
Excuse me, don't tell me what to say. I think you're nasty, you come to this club and you insult me, you run this witch hunt against great posters and ban them. Maybe someone needs to come for you, we need to get rid of fake mods who don't love this club. I'll talk to RAWK - they send us criminals like you - I'll tell them they need to take back their criminal posters, we'll clean up this place. We'll fix it, we'll get rid of people like you who attack top reds, so red you wouldn't believe it. You don't love this club, you're full of lies. You should be ashamed of yourself for what you're doing to this great club.
(you're right, fake sounds more like him
)I do apologize, bigly!Excuse me, don't tell me what to say. I think you're nasty, you come to this club and you insult me, you run this witch hunt against great posters and ban them. Maybe someone needs to come for you, we need to get rid of fake mods who don't love this club. I'll talk to RAWK - they send us criminals like you - I'll tell them they need to take back their criminal posters, we'll clean up this place. We'll fix it, we'll get rid of people like you who attack top reds, so red you wouldn't believe it. You don't love this club, you're full of lies. You should be ashamed of yourself for what you're doing to this great club.
(you're right, fake sounds more like him
We will buy Ligue 1