Make United Great Again (MUGA)

padzilla

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It seems somewhat apt to come with some sort of movement or manifesto among us older Caf members who have sat by and watched our club being ruined by more than a decade of incompetence.

What do we need to happen to Make United Great Again and for us to come up Trumps in the not-too-distant future, a return to the values we built the club on?

A return to attacking 4-4-2 football? Executive orders cancelling loan deals with clubs that do not share our values?

We could even get some red baseball caps with Make United Great Again on them?
 
Deport all rubbish January loan deals - remember we brought in Ighalo and Weghorst who played 28 PL goals between them, I have scored as many PL goals for United as those two "strikers".
 
Like actually make it great, or make some bombastic speeches, post some crazy tweets, and achieve some imaginary wins?

Because if it’s the latter (which is more similar to the inspiration of this thread), bring back Woodward! Big talk about war chest and Disneyland or whatever, and achieved nothing.
 
padzilla said:
It seems somewhat apt to come with some sort of movement or manifesto among us older Caf members who have sat by and watched our club being ruined by more than a decade of incompetence.

What do we need to happen to Make United Great Again and for us to come up Trumps in the not-too-distant future, a return to the values we built the club on?

A return to attacking 4-4-2 football? Executive orders cancelling loan deals with clubs that do not share our values?

We could even get some red baseball caps with Make United Great Again on them?
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Trump based shit posting - whatever next
 
The other clubs aren't sending their best! But some of them, I assume, are good people.
 
Perhaps it is completely irrational, but it always irks me how some proclaim with absolute confidence that 'United are the greatest club in the world' or the stadium announcer says 'Old Trafford, home of the world's greatest club' - obviously I understand in his role that line might be parroted.

For me, the shameful levels of mediocrity that has ran through this club for over a decade make those kind of statements utterly embarrassing.
 
In Liverpool, they are E-A-T-I-N-G the rats. People that came in. They're eating their pets. And this is what's happening in our country.
 
Make United Revitalised Done Extra Rapidly.

The acronym MURDER being what the Glazers have done to the club.
 
Are we calling people who have supported United for more than a decade “older” caf members?
 
AndySmith1990 said:
I'd rather see old Trafford renamed to RAWK than that vile cretin associated with United in any way
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But we’d be winning more than we ever have before. And Trump is very clever, that’s what everyone says, very clever guy with good genes. And he’d get Yamal from Barcelona and make them pay us for it.
 
BuzzKillington said:
But we’d be winning more than we ever have before. And Trump is very clever, that’s what everyone says, very clever guy with good genes. And he’d get Yamal from Barcelona and make them pay us for it.
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He's clever at manipulating angry white inbred males, I'll give him that much
 
The club not having a massive debt that keeps it haemorrhaging money would be a good start.
 
Some Everton fans have actually already done this - Make Everton Great Again caps. Absolutely grim.
 
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