So you rather pay LvG hefty severance packages than investing towards new players?
Make Manchester United Great Again - Email Ed Woodward
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So you rather pay LvG hefty severance packages than investing towards new players?
Who emails now a days? Anyone got his snapchat?
Can I Skype them?
I hate this about football, if I was sacked for astounding levels of incompetence and failing to meet my quite reasonable targets I certainly wouldnt get a whopping pay off.
We need to a build a wall.
Well that is the way employees protect themselves in a business where getting unemployed without notice is a high risk.
His severance should be paid in coins and dropped on his head from a crane the incompetent fraud
Can someone list all the poor stats, the records we've broken under him, and the quotes regarding season expectations from woody and the con man
Let's get this going for a start
I sent him a strongly worded fax.
The fax is broken pal.
Just mailed him and called him a twat.
I’m going to put up one of those ad card things you see In Sainsbury’s in a few shop windows in Cheshire
Email him to inform about Poch being available
Can we just link the forum threads to him so he can take a look? Don’t know why we need scouts when they can just take a look here and get player and manager recommendations for free. We even have resident accountants here to look after the finances.
Yeah, and I'll email Jimmy Savile to ask him if he'll fix our club.
We'd have more luck getting a response from him than we would Ed Woodward.
We'd have more luck getting a response from him than we would Ed Woodward.
I sent him a email about the potential of more noodle sponsorship and the possibility of signing Tunnicliffe.
show us the jpeg!Dear Ed,
If You think the feck is funny,
feck yourself and save the money
Regards,
Ole
If You think the feck is funny,
feck yourself and save the money
Regards,
Ole
We should get wee Daragh to write to him: he broke Liverpool and nearly destroyed football.
The cafe preparing email for Ed
Great scene
He's put his house up for sale. Confirmation of no further signings
Sent.
Resist.
Pressure.
Hey-ya dear larva, where are the signings?? starting to get on my nerves, let me catch you and the geezers hahah. Will be waiting in your balcony every morning 09:15 am, if you continue you're absolutely throwing hands with me. I'll have a list of players if you opt to not take damage. pig this is not a joke i'm on the edge you won't reign
Resist.
Pressure.
Hey-ya dear larva, where are the signings?? starting to get on my nerves, let me catch you and the geezers hahah. Will be waiting in your balcony every morning 09:15 am, if you continue you're absolutely throwing hands with me. I'll have a list of players if you opt to not take damage. pig this is not a joke i'm on the edge you won't reign
Dear Ed
Why are you reading emails when you should be signing players you cockwomble
Love
OGS
Why are you reading emails when you should be signing players you cockwomble
Love
OGS
I can't imagine him answering/ reading his emails himself he will surely have a PA who sorts his emails for him bar the ones he will personally bother with eg offers of more noodle sponsorship offers.
Maybe anyone emailing should put "toilet roll sponsorship offer" in the subject so its more likely to draw his interest. Toilet roll is flying off the shelves again so it's a lucrative business for him to be involved in.
Maybe anyone emailing should put "toilet roll sponsorship offer" in the subject so its more likely to draw his interest. Toilet roll is flying off the shelves again so it's a lucrative business for him to be involved in.
I know where he lives, so if you want to get a group together and get balaclaved up, count me in
Was it you who got rid of Di maria?
Does the board really know how unhappy we are with the manager? Before it's too late, can we coordinate an effort to make sure we get that message across in a constructive way to the people that matter? I worry that the public discontent has not been strong enough to truly register with them.
I won't be able to stand another year with Van Gaal. I'm tired of complaining on the forum so I've written an email to Woodward to let him know, and I plan to continue emailing him every day and whoever else I can come up with that might be involved in evaluating the manager's performance.
It's unlikely that Woodward will reply and I wonder if he would even read those kind of emails. But if he and his fellow decision-makers sit down to an inbox of 500 messages with subject lines like "Van Gaal is keeping me from renewing my season ticket", at least they would know how the supporters feel.
Let's get this started... I think these email addresses of the managing board members should work. Corrections or additions are welcome.
Woodward's email: ed.woodward@manutd.co.uk
Richard Arnold: richard.arnold@manutd.co.uk
Jamieson Reigle: jamie.reigle@manutd.co.uk
Avram Glazer: contact info?
Joel Glazer: joel.glazer@manutd.co.uk
Do you think they will read it? Fecking hell
I would love to ask one of Glazers; "Can you name 10 PL players ...including United players?"
No! I liked him, just thought his Mrs was a bitch