Made-up XIs

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sutty said:
There must be footballers called Lock and Stock.

There definitely one called Stack.
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There's surely one called Locke, but I don't know for sure, and that'd be cheating.

I was going to use Stockdale, but it doesn't scan.
 
Melbourne Red said:
There's surely one called Locke, but I don't know for sure, and that'd be cheating.

I was going to use Stockdale, but it doesn't scan.
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since when has that mattered?

Pollock, Sturrock and Pugh Smoking Carrols
 
You wanna play Duff? You wanna play Duff? OK, say hello to my Liddle Fuchs King Freund.
 
Eyal don't want my Billy Liddel brother Des Walkering out of that bathroom with just his Julian Dicks in his Lovenkranz
 
Heatwave XI

Tommy Sunburns
Sweaty Ballacks
People playing frisbee in the Park Ji Sung
Dehydra-Sean Maloney
 
Surely a gangster XI should have

Plechazunga said:
Gangster XI

Don Hutchison
Carl Corleone
Made Man Utd Petit
Are you talking to Mido?
Are you sleeping wit Messister?
Van Nistelrooy’s head in bed
La Cosa Nostrabelsi
They Joachimed Sonny!
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Roman Abramovitch and Two years ago i went on holiday to sicily and had a day trip to Corleone They've got a building thats the HQ of the walter Zenga fan club cos he's from the town maybe you should have him in goal.
And what about that Columbian who got shot he did play for medillen and was called escobar.
 
Anna_Liviia said:
Heatwave XI

Tommy Sunburns
Sweaty Ballacks
People playing frisbee in the Park Ji Sung
Dehydra-Sean Maloney
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Harry Barbekewell
Pricklyheat Villa
Thomas Sorensunstroke
B.O. Mikel
Asier Del the sun being out gives me the Horno
 
Tony7 said:
Roman Abramovitch and Two years ago i went on holiday to sicily and had a day trip to Corleone They've got a building thats the HQ of the walter Zenga fan club cos he's from the town maybe you should have him in goal.
And what about that Columbian who got shot he did play for medillen and was called escobar.
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boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

This isn't the 'random musings about holiday fecking daytrips thread' buddy boy. It's MADE UP XIs. So make some up XIs pronto or get aff the thread. Unless you want to find Plech's horse's head in your bed. :mad:
 
Anna_Liviia said:
boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

This isn't the 'random musings about holiday fecking daytrips thread' buddy boy. It's MADE UP XIs. So make some up XIs pronto or get aff the thread. Unless you want to find Plech's horse's head in your bed. :mad:
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Well said...

were you aware that we joined on exactly the same day?

Right...here I go...I've missed this thread the most during my ban...

Heatwave XI

UV Rosler
Daniel Hammockachi
Picnicky Summer Bee
Ebbe Sandcastle
Sun Berndt Hass
Bikiniesta
Parasol Campbell
Craig Short Shorts
Darren Ambrose Solaire
After Sun-Jihai
 
Ji Sung Park-Time Supporterry
Jumpimpong The Bandwagonzalez Raul
Acting like a Nigel Spackman in the pub
Dickhead Franz Beckenbauer
 
The STD XI

Aids Akinbiyi
Chlamydian Thrush
Paul Wart-Hurts
Gentile Warts
Hepatitis Bramble
Crab Douglas
Pat Lice
Park Ji-Stung when had I piss
Jan Vaginal-sore of Bellendstink

They Play for Gonorrheal Madrid
 
Big Andy said:
The STD XI

Aids Akinbiyi
Chlamydian Thrush
Paul Wart-Hurts
Gentile Warts
Hepatitis Bramble
Crab Douglas
Pat Lice
Park Ji-Stung when had I piss
Jan Vaginal-sore of Bellendstink

They Play for Gonorrheal Madrid
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:lol: :lol:

Lee Clapman
Canestan Petrov
Didier Descharge
 
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