Maarten Stekelenburg

This goalkeeper is definitely not United quality. All he did were a couple of good saves in the World Cup. My first pick would be Hugo Lloris. I would like Neuer but he is too cool to even be linked with United and wants to stay with Schalke.
 
Same here. I love Neuer as a keeper.

I think our next goalkeeper should be German, either Manuel Neuer or Rene Adler whom would be the first choice for the Germans if he did not get injured? Don't know who is the better of the two, but I know Adler is a United fan - don't know how relevant that is but its not a bad thing - he will probably be interested in ending his career here if he joins, something that should mean that we have a goalie for the next 15 years, something that hopefully would be the fact in either of the two.
 
United's 'top target' 'will leave' for Arsenal

Arsenal and Manchester United - Maarten Stekelenburg says he'd prefer a move to The Emirates if the Gunners make a move

Manchester United target Maarten Stekelenburg has said he will join Arsenal this summer, if Ajax receive a bid for the goalkeeper.

The Dutch international has been highly coveted since his outstanding displays in last year's World Cup for a Holland side that reached the final in South Africa.

However, after being strongly linked with United, who claimed the 28-year-old was their No.1 goalkeeping target this summer, the Dutchman has said he will leave Ajax if a bid is received, but his only destination with the Gunners,

“If an offer from Arsenal arrives, I will leave,” he said.
 
Maarten Stekelenburg says he'd prefer a move to The Emirates if the Gunners make a move

“If an offer from Arsenal arrives, I will leave,” he said.

Now, where's the PREFER part in the quote? I can't even call that journalism. It's just pathetic.

Here's my attempt.

Barcelona star Leo Messi shocked football when he announced his intention to move to Manchester United.

"If Barcelona tell me they do not want my around and insist on selling me, I would consider an offer from Old Trafford", said the Argentine star.