Good lord, Popper!
Luis Suarez
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Good lord, Popper!
Is the 's' in 'Luis' silent? Is it Loo-ee or Loo-iss?
The latter doesn't work. 'Ben' would be better.
Hector. Never been a footballer called Hector. I don't think so anyway.
Hector Cuper
I think it's the latter. The first name ending and last name starting with 's' is just plain wrong.
Ben would be better but it's still rubbish.
Fernando sounds alright,
Nah, Rico
And if you say his name quick enough it would be as if judas never left.
the Winner!
Turdzin Sewers
So far. I think there's better to come. Not from me though.
Have to agree with that.
Mail reading god botherer!
From the same site:
suarez
by far the greatest family name known to be
"he must be a Suarez, just look at him hes so sexy and powerful"
Suarez
(n) a "heroic" asshole who ended the dreams of an African continent with his hands in a world cup match
(v) to ruin someone's hopes and dreams by getting desperate after having a bad day
"Yesterday after getting fired I Suarezed and got extra fines for shitting on my boss's desk"
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Suarez looks sex on the back of that L'Pool shirt with 7 on it
Own goal.
Hopefully he gets his first of the season against Chelsea
Hopefully he gets his first of the season against Chelsea
Yeah, probably something along the lines of "King Kenny's Liverpool" moaning about how if they extrapolated the team's form under him to the whole season they would be champions, or at least qualify to the CL, or whatever grand accomplishment they can contrive.
Hector Scarone scored for Uruguay in the 1930 World Cup final.
Don't call him that then.
Lou and Andy up front
On the right would be best in my view. He's puts in a decent cross and his positional indiscipline would matter less out wide.
Yeah I know
Charlie Nicolas was jizzing himself over the scouse all last night...
Yeh that was tragic.
In time, Carroll might develop into a better player if he makes the most of his attributes, but Suarez is the player I am most excited by.
He's used to responsibility, he has played on the biggest stage, he's skilful and you can tell he is dead excited about playing here and trying his hand at a better league. I think he'll be an instant success.
Disappointed by his debut though. I asked for more than just one goal.
He's used to responsibility, he has played on the biggest stage, he's skilful and you can tell he is dead excited about playing here and trying his hand at a better league. I think he'll be an instant success.
Disappointed by his debut though. I asked for more than just one goal.
He never stopped, it was comical. He practically bent over offered to have a sprog with Saurez after he 'scored' he was so excited
Nicholas has always been tragic.
A fair point, well made.
Own goal..
he is a quality player but sadly playing for a shit team
he's a very good finisher by all accounts, will be interesting to see how he and Carroll's partnership develops. All they need now is replacing the rest of that dross bar meireles
intended?
I wish it was.
It would be hilarious if he got away with scoring with his hand at the bridge.
I wish it was.
It would be hilarious if he got away with scoring with his hand at the bridge.
i have a bet on you lot getting a draw against Chelsea. i would take a 90th minute equalizer with his hand at the bridge.
Don't like it.
Kevin Hector Derby County
Computer says nooooo.
Seeing as Suarez has now been found guilty for being a racist cnut I wonder how the fans on the terraces will treat him.
Will he be able to take all the shit he'll now face in England? Does anyone think he might feck off to a different league/country after this?
Will he be able to take all the shit he'll now face in England? Does anyone think he might feck off to a different league/country after this?
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