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London 2012 Opening Ceremony
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It's better in Scotland and Wales - free prescriptions.
WTF is that thing 
"Et maintenant, mesdames et messieurs, vivre de la chambre à coucher de Liam..."
Its Chuckie back for revenge!
Its voldemort.
What. The. Actual. feck.
This is mental
This is mental
a typical danny boyle trip
That's supposed to be Voldemort?
Edit: Actually it isn't that bad.
Edit: Actually it isn't that bad.
So now they're saying the NHS hospitals are unsafe?
Russel Brand has had a shave I see.
My exact thoughts!
What the feck?
This was the only way to better Beijing, just go as mental as possible.
This was the only way to better Beijing, just go as mental as possible.
Here's a kid hiding under a bedcover, there's some Halloween theme music, there's some random ninja gorillas with glowing green eyes dancing round, now there's a chariot, here's a giant clown rising up from a bed....
You'd expect this from a musical, not from an Olympics opening ceremony.
You are a cynical bunch, enjoy it, our taxes paid for this!
What has voldemort got to do with the NHS?
Where Mary Poppins at?
Oh, there they are.
Oh, there they are.
You don't need to be smoking to trip out on this.
This is basically the Singing Detective.
Are these meant to represent the evil Tories trying to kill our children's futures?
Stop fecking with the NHS Voldemort, they are just a bunch of dancers ffs.
Yep, forget Dickens or Shakespeare...let's focus on J.K. Rowling...
Dancing nurses... there seem to befluorescent beds all over the Olympic stadium?
And now the child-catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. Naturally.
And now the child-catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. Naturally.
If your kid wasn't scared of the NHS before...
Here she is.
massive trip this is
Hi, I'm Al Harrington, President and CEO of Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse! Thanks to a shipping error I am now overstocked on wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube Voldermorts, and I am passing the savings on to *you*! Attract customers to your business, make a splash at your next presentation, keep grandma company, protect your crops, confuse your neighbours! African American? Hail a cab, testify in church or just raise the roof! Whatever your wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube Voldermort needs, come on down to Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Voldermort Emporium and Warehouse, route two in Weekapaug!
That's a giant voldemort.
Not mine - I'm an immoral plumber.
Mary Poppins, this cant possibly get any better.
Next thing you know we see a blow up Robert Pattinson.
This is going downhill.
Why does Trevor Nelson always worm his way into these commentaries.
Dickens would be bloody depressing.
We're proving our island is bat-shit crazy. But great.
Not sure if the children are supposed to be dancing or just jumping for shit and giggles.