This should have been Manchester, fecking southerners, they've had it 3 times already...
London 2012 Opening Ceremony
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You're not supposed to watch it - it's just something on in the background while you get pissed/take the piss.
Wish lord Rog would feck off now
They should have Gazza light the torch.
When's he going to do the lottery draw?
Would have been quality in Manc. Give the North a bit of a boost as well.
they had to span the camera to saudi arabia
He will probably think its a zambooka
Will someone shut him up.
Geez this is painful.
As if the North matters
That was one of their swim team
Look up
Rog on.
There's feck load of fit women athletes, I thought they would all be massive she-men but some are hot as feck.
Would love to go to the Olympic village it's meant to be one big party. Sounds absolutely quality.
Would love to go to the Olympic village it's meant to be one big party. Sounds absolutely quality.
Jacques Rogue playing to the crowd but that's fine with me.
So you would be thrilled to have Olympic lanes in Manchester. Just enjoy the games without having your life disrupted.
Macca's coming, see Rooney's twitter..
What a cheerful pair Seb Coe & Jack Dog are.
Belgian geezer just kicked Coe into touch.
fecking hypocrite Rogge
Gotta hope the Saudi women aren't dope tested at any time during the games. They will more than likely have been stoned recently
get this boring old fart off
I expect a Monty python explosion with chicken feathers
Hurry the feck up...
Oh God not in French too
Argh...cmon
Like his speech is inspiring a nation.
feck me, the french geezers saying nice things about the British. And their team waved union flags in honour. Could I have been wrong about them all these years?
Oh god now he is going to repeat it all in french.
Yeah definitely the atmosphere would be immense. I'm not too arsed about watching fencing or gymnastics on TV etc. But having it all going on in Manc would be quality.
i bet when she jumps in the other contestants are thrown out. she's fat..there's no other way she could have qualified
C'mon Liz, quick as you can, duffer needs a piss.
Yes, apparently the 70.000 comdoms provided in Sydney 2000 weren't nearly enough. They will get 100.000 this year though. Maybe one has your name on it
It'll be time for the 2016 games soon, at this rate.
Extra long speech from the Queen
Couldn't Philip make some racist jokes
Now that's how you give a fecking speech.