London 2012- Closing Ceremony

i shudder when I think about the great Nelson Mandela

with Geri Haliwell squeezing his arse

and going on about girl power like it was some fecking world crusade
 
fecking hell, they'll take the Olympics off us if this keeps up.
 
Thank you, Paul Calf.
 
They really shot their load on the opening ceremony, didn't they?
 
Just as I thought I was finally getting to grips with what was happening, some lads with flying bicycles turned up and they fired a bloke out of a cannon.