London 2012- Closing Ceremony

feck this I need to go have a shit
 
He's like the dodgy uncle who the family doesn't talk about. feck knows why we're parading him out in front of the world
 
He should have done Careless whisper. Guilty feet have got no rhythm. And yes John terry is a shit dancer.
 
How do you know what they wear in those places?

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It's about his near death experience apparently.
 
Couldn't we have had Shakira instead? He was trying to do the same moves anyway.