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Is that the 'Torres flop watch' thread ?.
That was pulled pretty sharpish shortly after the Chelsea match - Pity really. We could have had a lot of fun with that one.
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Nah..most of the threads are targeted at the Liverpool fans on here. The reason why there aren't many United threads on Liverpool forums is there aren't many United fans on there.
Spending a couple of minutes to create a thread about a rival club or spending hours on end posting in a rival club's forum. It's not that difficult to see which is more obsessive.
"Are" not "Is".
I hope that helps.
I hope that helps.
Is that the 'Torres flop watch' thread ?.
That was pulled pretty sharpish shortly after the Chelsea match - Pity really. We could have had a lot of fun with that one.
Lies, as usual.
It was pulled long before that, and was full of people yelling at the thread starter for being a retard.
You might have missed that bit.
Don't. Use. Logic.
The 'you lot are so obsessive' from multi-thousand posters on an MUFC board is priceless.
I don't actually mind the fact that theres a few liverpool threads on this forum, its only because theres so many scousers on here ... most of these threads are actually in response to something anyway.
There are two solutions:
Revoke all scouse posting privelages (or fcuk them off) and no doubt the scouse baiting threads will die down as posters will get bored. Our lets all laugh threads would cease to exist, as well as the enjoyment gained from scouse baiting.
Take away the scouse diplomatic immunity and hold them acountable for the wind ups, insults and general muppetry that they bring to the forum. This would most definately put an end to most if not all of the pool threads and raise the standard of the forum overall, I wont hold my breath though.
There are two solutions:
Revoke all scouse posting privelages (or fcuk them off) and no doubt the scouse baiting threads will die down as posters will get bored. Our lets all laugh threads would cease to exist, as well as the enjoyment gained from scouse baiting.
Take away the scouse diplomatic immunity and hold them acountable for the wind ups, insults and general muppetry that they bring to the forum. This would most definately put an end to most if not all of the pool threads and raise the standard of the forum overall, I wont hold my breath though.
In the 6 or 7 months of posting on here. I've found that by & large, the standard of posting by people like Davo, Murphman, Fred, Spammy etc is generally quite high, & its ridiculous to suggest that things would improve by removing these guys.
If you were really confident in your ability to debate, our being here shouldn't be a problem.
The bottom line is. Its not compulsary to post on every single thread. & if the Liverpool threads piss you off so much, why bother reading them ?. After all, there's loads & loads of other United related threads to debate. & there are loads & loads of other United fans who are more than willing to debate such matters......... So I guess that makes you guys a bunch of 'mass-debaters'
.In the 6 or 7 months of posting on here. I've found that by & large, the standard of posting by people like Davo, Murphman, Fred, Spammy etc is generally quite high, & its ridiculous to suggest that things would improve by removing these guys.
If you were really confident in your ability to debate, our being here shouldn't be a problem.
The bottom line is. Its not compulsary to post on every single thread. & if the Liverpool threads piss you off so much, why bother reading them ?. After all, there's loads & loads of other United related threads to debate. & there are loads & loads of other United fans who are more than willing to debate such matters......... So I guess that makes you guys a bunch of 'mass-debaters'
Sensible post. If you don't like the Scousers on here don't get involved in long circular arguments about which is the better club. These lads are very good at it. Most who complain have only got themselves wound up.
I don't bother with the eternal debate, it nearly always deteriorates into a slanging match and there will never be a unanimous conclusion.
In the 6 or 7 months of posting on here. I've found that by & large, the standard of posting by people like Davo, Murphman, Fred, Spammy etc is generally quite high, & its ridiculous to suggest that things would improve by removing these guys.
If you were really confident in your ability to debate, our being here shouldn't be a problem.
The bottom line is. Its not compulsary to post on every single thread. & if the Liverpool threads piss you off so much, why bother reading them ?. After all, there's loads & loads of other United related threads to debate. & there are loads & loads of other United fans who are more than willing to debate such matters......... So I guess that makes you guys a bunch of 'mass-debaters'
Sorry but fred is an idiot, compulsive liar and WUM. Should have been shown the door with KFC.
That much is true.
The old 'Mancunian v Scouser' rivalry goes back decades. If not centuries. & it'll no doubt continue long after after most of us on here are pushing up daisies - What people forget, is that we are the 2 most successful clubs in English football. Our respective fan-bases make us 2 of the biggest clubs in the world. We reside in large, northern, working class areas. So whilst we have people on both sides working frantically to point out the differences between the 2 clubs/cities. We are a lot more alike than anyone would ever dare admit.
These threads are nothing compared to the real life banter I have with pool supporters, most of the dippers on here are quite weak ... Davo's probably the only one on par. I'm going to a barbecue with them now so if I don't log in for a while I've probably been sent down for manslaughter.
Light a candle for me ...
Light a candle for me ...
PS. I'm suprised redman was the ONLY scouser to disagree with my post above ... [chuckle]
He's definitely not up there with Spammy's quality.
I may be saying this because Spammy is my boyfriend.
We all knew, it's good that you have 'come out' about it though ....
Absolutely spot on - I often wonder why Scousers and Mancs spend so much time having a go at each other, when we should be joining forces and rounding on the Cockneys.
Absolutely spot on - I often wonder why Scousers and Mancs spend so much time having a go at each other, when we should be joining forces and rounding on the Cockneys.
I'm cockney you cnut ... as are half the scousers on here.
The football forum would be boring without the banter between LFC supporters and mancs.Leave it alone..it works.
Anyway,all threads regarding LFC are started by mancs,we just react and set you lot straight.
Anyway,all threads regarding LFC are started by mancs,we just react and set you lot straight.
Or made to look like twats
But whatever turns you on, New Jersey
But whatever turns you on, New Jersey
You can be reclassified as an honorary Manc, then...
You personally have never set anyone straight, new jersey red.
These 'Scousers' you go to barbies with, are they all cockneys too?
Fred's become a bit of a girls blouse lately, to be fair. He keeps making up events that never happened, and then inventing imaginary mates in order to back himself up.
It is a bit embarrassing when nearly the entire first page of the Football Forum is about Liverpool, but then in a way it's natural, as people enjoy banter, and nearly all of the rival fans here are dippers.
It's hardly going to be the same on RAWK, where the muppet brigade has taken over to the point that banter is pretty much banned
I've not been on RAWK for ages. That's my point exactly, threads about Liverpool started to get the wires humming, that's natural enough but dead funny when some people then complain about scousers. If we weren't here life would be duller I reckon for both of us.
I don't know about fred to be honest, I can only tell you I know him pretty well, he's a great lad and loves a wind up etc. but i've never thought of him as a bullshitter, I think he may be 'on one'.
His wind ups are pretty piss poor. I reckon Chef Rubber could muster up a better wind up.
He called into a manc radio station one night, the subject of the phone in was people with 'strange hobbies'
Fred told them his name was Jonesy (A mate of ours) and that his hobby was 'watching chickens'. Talked about it for quite a while too.
Made me fecking laugh that did, Jonesy didn't.
I like dating slugs and snails.
Murph thats quite poor, where in the following post do you see the word 'scousers'?
What was your point again?
I can't bring myself to say 'pool supporters'. A large proportion of 'alleged' reds I know living down South as I do, are complete fecking bellends.
How you can compare them favourably with some of the lads on here is ridiculous.
so you're saying that if we stopped making liverpool threads, you would leave?
I dont know about 'favourably', my point was that they are a whole lot WORSE than you lot, notice that I likened them to Davo ... wake up Murph.
Me saying that you lot are a bit soft is not a bad thing in this instance ... you big softy.
PS. I reckon they're bellends too ...
Hold me tight, sweet cheeks.
They're very underrated, you don't have to do much to get them moist and foaming for a start. Plus if you stick to of them together it's very much like a pair of lips.
One of us is being thick, it may be me but I've re-read your post and to me it reads like you get better banter with yor mates than the scousers on here.
I'm confused, call the nurse for feck's sake..