LiverFools On Cisse

Originally posted by R A Softlad:
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If they said it... on TV... in front of a camera... then I suppose it would be difficult to argue against... <img src="graemlins/houllier.gif" border="0" alt="[Houllier]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>

I see - so now the rules are "must be in front of a tv and camera"

You might as well put a thread here that says Cisse is a pool player then

Such dreamers there dipper are <img src="graemlins/smirk.gif" border="0" alt="[Smirk]" />
 
Originally posted by golden_blunder:
<strong>the only way i can see this happening is if LFC shock the football world and sell Goldenboy Owen to a foreign team for big bucks. Cant see that happening.
I see the other so called goldenboy Milan Barros has publicly criticised Thompson for not giving him a game.

Anyway, back to the subject..cant see United bidding for Cisse either. We've got Ruud, Ole and just shelled out for Forlan.

Cisse will end up in Italy probably at Milan or Juventus, so you can all stop dreaming now ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>

Exactly dippers especially fatlad - sound piece of advice for you dreamer boys <img src="graemlins/smirk.gif" border="0" alt="[Smirk]" />
 
Originally posted by jo:
<strong>Hofland, also insisted he had not been contacted by United.

He said: "I read that United are interested in me in the newspapers virtually every day. When it comes true I will be honoured.

"From when I was nine I had a dream and that dream was to play for Manchester United.

"I'm honest about that. I definitely want to play there one day. That dream has to come true."


ta da!</strong><hr></blockquote>

If thats true then yes, he clearly has got a preference for you.

Like Cisse has for us... ;)
 
Originally posted by lchk:
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You should have said so before

couldn't resist it could you?

do a google search dumbo, those quotes are some months old</strong><hr></blockquote>

So you've finally realised that I'm looking for you to supply links to quotes?

Well done...

I notice you didn't supply links to quotes....
 
Originally posted by lchk:
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You might as well put a thread here that says Cisse is a pool player then

Such dreamers there dipper are <img src="graemlins/smirk.gif" border="0" alt="[Smirk]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>


What are you talking about?? Who's claimed anything other than that Cisse has a preference for us?

Whether we'll sign him or not who knows? Do we need him? Is he any good? I don't feckin know...

He prefers us, just accept it...
 
He wants to work with someone like Gerrard Houllier thats all. I'm sure he would also prefer Arsenal simply because Wenger is there or maybe even Fulham (imagine THAT!). Haven't you noticed that these French often stick together?

Its just the way they like to work, doesnt mean it is gonna be what they will settle for.
 
Originally posted by ShAoLiN_ChRoNiC:
<strong>He wants to work with someone like Gerrard Houllier thats all. I'm sure he would also prefer Arsenal simply because Wenger is there or maybe even Fulham (imagine THAT!). Haven't you noticed that these French often stick together?

Its just the way they like to work, doesnt mean it is gonna be what they will settle for.</strong><hr></blockquote>


Yeah maybe Arse and Fulham are his 2nd and 3rd choices...

After us of course, as he's already said we're 1st
 
Originally posted by ShAoLiN_ChRoNiC:
<strong>He wants to work with someone like Gerrard Houllier thats all. I'm sure he would also prefer Arsenal simply because Wenger is there or maybe even Fulham (imagine THAT!). Haven't you noticed that these French often stick together?

Its just the way they like to work, doesnt mean it is gonna be what they will settle for.</strong><hr></blockquote>

NO ! He has said that the ONLY teams that interested him were Liverpool and Manchester United, with a SLIGHT preference for Liverpool (may because he knows we have already several great strikers ;) )

I don't think he wants to work with a French coach, he's too young for having known Houillier and if the French seem to stick together it's because French coaches know them better and made them come in their team.
 
Originally posted by Elfie:
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and if the French seem to stick together it's because French coaches know them better and made them come in their team.</strong><hr></blockquote>

thats quite a serious allegation the dirty french so and sos

:)
 
Originally posted by golden_blunder:
<strong>the only way i can see this happening is if LFC shock the football world and sell Goldenboy Owen to a foreign team for big bucks. Cant see that happening.

I see the other so called goldenboy Milan Barros has publicly criticised Thompson for not giving him a game.

Anyway, back to the subject..cant see United bidding for Cisse either. We've got Ruud, Ole and just shelled out for Forlan.

Cisse will end up in Italy probably at Milan or Juventus, so you can all stop dreaming now ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>

1. There's upwards of £40m available in the kitty.
2. What did Baros say? Have you read the interview? The media put a twist on it, in actual fact he's only said that he'd like to play more games but he knows he'll have to wait.
3. Cisse will be a Liverpool player this summer.

:)
 
Originally posted by R A Softlad:
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1. There's upwards of £40m available in the kitty.
2. What did Baros say? Have you read the interview? The media put a twist on it, in actual fact he's only said that he'd like to play more games but he knows he'll have to wait.
3. Cisse will be a Liverpool player this summer.

:) </strong><hr></blockquote>

1) Has the Liverpool directors told you this?
2) Has Baros told you this?
3) Has Cisse told you this?
 
1) Basic maths based on what was said at the end of the season and what's come in since...
2) If you read the full interview (or translation of) and his comments on the official site you'd see the truth and not the snensationalism...
3) No but it does come from within Liverpool FC...

Hope that helps you.

:)
 
Originally posted by R A Softlad:
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1. There's upwards of £40m available in the kitty.
2. What did Baros say? Have you read the interview? The media put a twist on it, in actual fact he's only said that he'd like to play more games but he knows he'll have to wait.
3. Cisse will be a Liverpool player this summer.

:) </strong><hr></blockquote>

1. do you HONESTLY think Liverpool will spend 20mill + on one player?
2. Havent read it...more fun to think he's slagging Thompson. ;)
3. No chance..unless like i previously said that they offload Owen. I'll eat my hat if they do!
 
I thought that Heskey was a REAL donkey tonight!
Usually he just looks like two men in a skin. And he has got his falling over habit back. <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />
 
Originally posted by Red Pat:
<strong>I thought that Heskey was a REAL donkey tonight!</strong><hr></blockquote>

Vassell showed him up for the ponderous lardy arsed dobbin he is.

Hefty will go to the World Cup because Eriksson thinks he can play wide left, not because he's a better striker than Cole,Phillips or even Alan Smith.
 
Originally posted by R A Softlad:
<strong>1) Basic maths based on what was said at the end of the season and what's come in since...
2) If you read the full interview (or translation of) and his comments on the official site you'd see the truth and not the snensationalism...
3) No but it does come from within Liverpool FC...

Hope that helps you.

:) </strong><hr></blockquote>


1) You wish you had £40 million to spend, you are not Real Madrid mate and you're not an accountant are you?

2) Dont care bout this

3)Unless a deal is already done and dusted he is not and will not be a Liverpool player. I doubt a deal is already done therefore no one, not even the man himself could confirm that he will be a Pool player. Just ask Steve Mclaren. I'm not saying Man Utd will get him, he may stay put for all we know. But nothings decided as of yet and it was silly to claim that it was. You might go for him but you havent done it yet.
 
I hope the murkyside gypsies buy Cisse...it might just shut up Raoul and all the other RedCafe Cisse groupies.
I'm sick of hearing about this style over substance raw talent johnny frenchie.

This guy would be a disaster for United...vastly overated and over-priced...not good enough to play in the World Cup...not a team player...he's just a fancy haircut who's scored a few fancy goals in the French 1st division.

I wouldn't trust Raoul with my penny piggy bank nevermind United's transfer kitty.
 
Cisse going to Liverpool would effectively end their reliance on Owen and might even spark off another era of Liverpool domination. We've already lost 5 in a row....

Frankly we have a great striker in RVN and now we need someone like Cisse/Henry/Owen. A fast striker who can beat people and Cisse is there for the taking. He may not be going to the world cup because he is behind some of the finest strikers in Europe: Trezeguet, Henry, Anelka (?) etc. People who have more experience and play in the big leagues will get selected first.

He is a great talent who fits the description of what we need, coming to Utd will only improve his game.

Hell if he isnt good enough we all know Fergie wont go for him, but I'm sure that he is going to be class and we should go for him at least.
 
Originally posted by ShAoLiN_ChRoNiC:
[QB]Cisse going to Liverpool would effectively end their reliance on Owen and might even spark off another era of Liverpool domination.<hr></blockquote>

what the F**K!......words honestly fail me <img src="graemlins/houllier.gif" border="0" alt="[Houllier]" />
we are talking about Cisse here and not Kluivert?

If I could have one wish it would be Raoul/Shite Chronic to replace Houllier/Thompson as the management team at Murkydive/Gypsy headquarters.
 
Originally posted by Davo:
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So you've finally realised that I'm looking for you to supply links to quotes?

Well done...

I notice you didn't supply links to quotes....</strong><hr></blockquote>

No I don't have those links as I am not in the habit of keeping URLs for news which are a few months old

Anyway read the hofland statement someone posted here

Or just do a search
 
Originally posted by Davo:
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What are you talking about?? Who's claimed anything other than that Cisse has a preference for us?

Whether we'll sign him or not who knows? Do we need him? Is he any good? I don't feckin know...

He prefers us, just accept it...</strong><hr></blockquote>

Now you're talking sense unlike some of your fellow dippers

Although don't hold your breath.... <img src="graemlins/smirk.gif" border="0" alt="[Smirk]" />
 
Originally posted by R A Softlad:
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1. There's upwards of £40m available in the kitty.
2. What did Baros say? Have you read the interview? The media put a twist on it, in actual fact he's only said that he'd like to play more games but he knows he'll have to wait.
3. Cisse will be a Liverpool player this summer.

:) </strong><hr></blockquote>

I see you are also a financial controller in lfc
<img src="graemlins/smirk.gif" border="0" alt="[Smirk]" />

Are you willing to bet your house that cisse will come to an also-ran club called liverpool fc? ;)
 
Originally posted by lchk:
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No I don't have those links as I am not in the habit of keeping URLs for news which are a few months old

Anyway read the hofland statement someone posted here

Or just do a search</strong><hr></blockquote>


<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />

So no quotes then.....
 
Originally posted by golden_blunder:
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1. do you HONESTLY think Liverpool will spend 20mill + on one player?
2. Havent read it...more fun to think he's slagging Thompson. ;)
3. No chance..unless like i previously said that they offload Owen. I'll eat my hat if they do!</strong><hr></blockquote>

1) It wouldn't surprise me, we already have players worth way more than that in the squad... although I don't think Cisse will cost that much.
2) Of course it is...
3) Righty oh, some word eating coming up then... :)
 
Originally posted by Davo:
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<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />

So no quotes then.....</strong><hr></blockquote>

I see you can't read proper English

I'm too lazy to look for it so I got a friend to do it for me since you are also a lazy fecker

<a href="http://www.soccernet.com/england/news/2001/1125/20011125hoflandmufc.html" target="_blank">http://www.soccernet.com/england/news/2001/1125/20011125hoflandmufc.html</a>

Hope you can comprehend your own language dumbo <img src="graemlins/smirk.gif" border="0" alt="[Smirk]" />
 
Originally posted by R A Softlad:
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1) It wouldn't surprise me, we already have players worth way more than that in the squad... although I don't think Cisse will cost that much.
2) Of course it is...
3) Righty oh, some word eating coming up then... :) </strong><hr></blockquote>

Why do you think Cisse won't cost that much?

My prediction is this, if any big Italian or spanish club or us go in for him, you dippers can walk off with your tail between your legs

That would mean big bucks

Which pool can't and won't pay even if they take on more loans

And if nobody else besides pool bothers, he's not that good after all is he? <img src="graemlins/smirk.gif" border="0" alt="[Smirk]" />
 
Originally posted by lchk:
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I see you can't read proper English

I'm too lazy to look for it so I got a friend to do it for me since you are also a lazy fecker

<a href="http://www.soccernet.com/england/news/2001/1125/20011125hoflandmufc.html" target="_blank">http://www.soccernet.com/england/news/2001/1125/20011125hoflandmufc.html</a>

Hope you can comprehend your own language dumbo <img src="graemlins/smirk.gif" border="0" alt="[Smirk]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>


Spot on Inchk

After a good week you've managed it... ;)

YES, I reckon Hofland has a preference for you...in a similar manner to Cisse and us...

I note the lack of a Mexes quote? Too lazy? or did you just make that up?

And don't call me lazy you cheeky cnut... ;)
 
Originally posted by lchk:

Why do you think Cisse won't cost that much?

Because he's 19 and playing in France, I think £15m is a fair price but they would be hard puched to get more than £20m, even from Real...

My prediction is this, if any big Italian or spanish club or us go in for him, you dippers can walk off with your tail between your legs

Just like we did with Le Tallec and Pongolle?

That would mean big bucks

Which pool can't and won't pay even if they take on more loans

Right... <img src="graemlins/houllier.gif" border="0" alt="[Houllier]" />

And if nobody else besides pool bothers, he's not that good after all is he? <img src="graemlins/smirk.gif" border="0" alt="[Smirk]" /> <hr></blockquote>
 
Originally posted by Davo:
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Spot on Inchk

After a good week you've managed it... ;)

YES, I reckon Hofland has a preference for you...in a similar manner to Cisse and us...

I note the lack of a Mexes quote? Too lazy? or did you just make that up?

And don't call me lazy you cheeky cnut... ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>

I'll post it if I come across it - it's been several months

But I doubt you are even bothered to read it
 
Because he's 19 and playing in France, I think £15m is a fair price but they would be hard puched to get more than £20m, even from Real...

You don't get it do you?

If Real or Milan wants him, they will get him and will outpay both his club and his wages over and above anything pool or any other club in England will be able to afford.

You should know never to put so much false optimism in quotes from players, believe nothing until the player is being presented at a press conference and is holding the club scraf above his head at the stadium

I remembered gascoigne promising Sir Alex he would join Utd and the next week goes and sign for Spurs

Sometimes footie fans (and that includes Utd fans as well) are just living in false hope and ready to grasp anything
 
Originally posted by Elfie:
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I don't think he wants to work with a French coach, he's too young for having known Houillier and if the French seem to stick together it's because French coaches know them better and made them come in their team.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Actually the manager for the french U18 team, which won the European Championship last season, was Jaques Crevoisier, who know is at Liverpool :cool:
 
Originally posted by tj77:
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Actually the manager for the french U18 team, which won the European Championship last season, was Jaques Crevoisier, who know is at Liverpool :cool: </strong><hr></blockquote>


who, by coincidence, has also managed djimi traore, gregory vignal, anthony le tallec and florent sinama-pongolle.

liverpool = french 2006 world cup team.

;)
 
Originally posted by michael owen's mum:
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who, by coincidence, has also managed djimi traore, gregory vignal, anthony le tallec and florent sinama-pongolle.

liverpool = french 2006 world cup team.

;) </strong><hr></blockquote>

Soothsaying has always been a popular profession amongst the dippers

Full of hocus pocus <img src="graemlins/smirk.gif" border="0" alt="[Smirk]" />
 
<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> at Softy and his dreams. Cisse has said he wants to play for every club except Liverpool, the report you cite was gutter press BS. The only chance Liverpool have of signing a class player (before the likes of Arse, Gay Village and UTD are if they are

a) home grown

b) football pariahs (Anelka the sulk)

or

c) average (Hefty et al)

Limpy, you are as deluded as that other nob end Dafty.


Of all the footy fans I have had the pleasure to meet, you two are as fecked up as they come. You are obsessed with UTD and Leeds and Dopey is obsessed with Veron and UTD. FFS fellas get a grip and remember who you are. You should be ashamed of youselves.

What does Rick Parry have to say when your round his house having power snacks, have a word with yourself you daft munter.


;)
 
Originally posted by 2Bullish:
<strong> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> at Softy and his dreams. Cisse has said he wants to play for every club except Liverpool, the report you cite was gutter press BS. The only chance Liverpool have of signing a class player (before the likes of Arse, Gay Village and UTD are if they are

a) home grown

b) football pariahs (Anelka the sulk)

or

c) average (Hefty et al)

Limpy, you are as deluded as that other nob end Dafty.


Of all the footy fans I have had the pleasure to meet, you two are as fecked up as they come. You are obsessed with UTD and Leeds and Dopey is obsessed with Veron and UTD. FFS fellas get a grip and remember who you are. You should be ashamed of youselves.

What does Rick Parry have to say when your round his house having power snacks, have a word with yourself you daft munter.


;) </strong><hr></blockquote>

What a weirdo..

If Cisse told you himself that he had a preference for Liverpool would you believe him?

Probably not...

'kin half wit

;)
 
Davo you wouldnt know if Owen signed for Scunthorpe,your heads so far up Verons arse you cant see your ass from your elbow.

If Cisse came up to you in the street and punched you on the nose, youd be straight down the "no win no fee" to sue Veron, you daft nob shank.
 
Originally posted by 2Bullish:
<strong>Davo you wouldnt know if Owen signed for Scunthorpe,your heads so far up Verons arse you cant see your ass from your elbow.

If Cisse came up to you in the street and punched you on the nose, youd be straight down the "no win no fee" to sue Veron, you daft nob shank.</strong><hr></blockquote>


I'm no more obsessed with the White Elephant than you Mancs are who continually heckle Heskey...

Whereas you seem obsessed with following me around on the forum and making daft comments...

Like you have here..

Half wit

;)
 
Dafto, if you are Liverpool fan who spends all their time on a UTD fan BBs slagging of their players and winding up their fans don't you think it would be normal to come in for some stick?

You on the other hand don't see this and think you are being followed, don't you think your being a bit strange in your behaviour.

Which do you think is the most normal?

UTD fan slagging off a pisstaking scouser on a UTD web site?

or

Liverpool supporter camping at a UTD fan site complaining hes being slagged off for slagging off UTD?

take your time
 
Originally posted by 2Bullish:
<strong>Dafto, if you are Liverpool fan who spends all their time on a UTD fan BBs slagging of their players and winding up their fans don't you think it would be normal to come in for some stick?

You on the other hand don't see this and think you are being followed, don't you think your being a bit strange in your behaviour.

Which do you think is the most normal?

UTD fan slagging off a pisstaking scouser on a UTD web site?

or

Liverpool supporter camping at a UTD fan site complaining hes being slagged off for slagging off UTD?

take your time</strong><hr></blockquote>

Oh I don't mind you giving me "stick"...carry on by all means..

But saying I'm obsessed with Veron whilst your busiest football forum centres around Heskey comments by you lot surely makes no sense?

And your Cisse comments here are really stupid..

Come on

If you want to have a dig fine but at least make it interesting..

Its no fun at the moment...

Best of luck
;)
 
But saying I'm obsessed with Veron whilst your busiest football forum centres around Heskey comments by you lot surely makes no sense?<hr></blockquote>

<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> at the above.

You have got to be joking.

You didn't answer the question, which strikes you as most odd?

C'mon Dafto you can do better than a evading the question.

As for Cisse, time will tell.

Dont be a nob end all your life and talk about something else, how about Liverpool for a change, dya think you know enough to have a debate?

;)