Lisandro Martinez | Man Utd player - Contract till 2027, with the option to extend for a further year

I got to say, these social media unveilings are fecking top notch. Almost peak piano levels.

in all seriousness though, Martinez looks a feisty fecker. Id go to war with him type.

We need more characters in this team. Too many wet tissues in that dressing room. Hopefully this is the start of a change.

The video got my dick tingling. Next up FDJ.


Under the lights is just brilliant. They should do more videos like this.
 
I got to say, these social media unveilings are fecking top notch. Almost peak piano levels.

in all seriousness though, Martinez looks a feisty fecker. Id go to war with him type.

We need more characters in this team. Too many wet tissues in that dressing room. Hopefully this is the start of a change.

The video got my dick tingling. Next up FDJ.



Antony and De Long Wait next! Great summer if so :drool:
 
I got to say, these social media unveilings are fecking top notch. Almost peak piano levels.

in all seriousness though, Martinez looks a feisty fecker. Id go to war with him type.

We need more characters in this team. Too many wet tissues in that dressing room. Hopefully this is the start of a change.

The video got my dick tingling. Next up FDJ.


I’ve always found men talking about how tough they are a bit weird. But it’s probably not his decision what to say.
 
Should be a good signing. Like Daley Blind if he went goblin mode
 
Nice this guy is a serious competitor. Napoleon complex turned all the way up to 11.
Hell yes. He's already my new favourite player (a position that has been vacant since Scholes retired, bunch of fecking post-Fergie wet blankets).
 
I got to say, these social media unveilings are fecking top notch. Almost peak piano levels.

in all seriousness though, Martinez looks a feisty fecker. Id go to war with him type.

We need more characters in this team. Too many wet tissues in that dressing room. Hopefully this is the start of a change.

The video got my dick tingling. Next up FDJ.


Still can't get used to those collars. Makes everybody look like little boys.
 
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He'll bring the fire needed in the defense, already love him.
Argentinian skills and a fiery temper.
 
Who’s that dwarf from Argentina
Who’s the guy that told Arsenal fecking no
Martinez is his name, he’s gonna need a fecking crane
Because he won’t be winning headers anymore

I’ll stop…he’s taller than me
 
Didn't realise he was behind Otamendi as LCB for Argentina. Anyone know why?
 
I didn't think Argentines were capable of speaking English that well :drool:
 
The end of Varane in our starting XI? Would be gutted if we fumbled him because Maguire is nailed starter.