Salt Bailly
Auburn, not Ginger.
@SirAnderson sensational stuff
Shocking. Terrible jealousy has only led to a loss of business in local trattorias!
@Zlaatan literally feck you
Sprint races are fantastic because we get to see Ferrari win two races per weekend instead of just one.
yeah. i get the feeling it’s just there to have another race start over a race weekend. without pit stops and strategy calls is just means the cars sort themselves out during the first few laps and it’s almost a procession. can’t blame drivers for being cautious either, a big shunt on saturday could impact their race on sunday, where the big points are to play for.
come on now. I was hardly handbags out n allAnother week, another race in the history books.
A 1 2 for Redbull, much to the utter despair of all the old andHamiltonnew Ferrari fans.
While no one really stood out this weekend for handbags, most just moaning of how boring a race it was (I'd wager it's mainly Hamilton fans saying that), there was someone that stuck out above the crowd that deserves mention as an integral part in what transpired: and it couldn't be summed up better than in the words of a very livid @rpitroda
@Zlaatan earns the handbag of the week for him strutting into the F1 thread with them gem of a jinx (must be an undercover Max fanboi to setup up this ultimate jinx for Ferrari):
Hope he is okay wherever he is right now, but please do come back again.
The biggest takeaway this weekend, I'm sure you can all admit, is the lack of handbags??? What has happened to the F1 thread??
Is it down to Hamilton fans having nothing to cheer?
Or could the F1 thread finally be turning into a civil place of likeminded and affluent posters? Only time will tell.
To end off, we have a spot the difference challenge this week. Who can tell us what it is in the following post?!?
This is worst than when we had Masi. Hamilton having his worst season ever and we have a new racing directors this year, coincidence? I think not.
Yea, it's the new race directors not the shit car he's driving.
I saw that one. I put it down to simply being butt hurt to not catch the joke.You can't even joke anymore:
Indeed, there is an argument to be had, that it was all the Lewis Hamitlon ultras that caused it, but I must say that last year I had more Max crazies that I noticed.It's been a great improvement on all the delusional drivel of last years thread. We all know why.
You can't even joke anymore:
Another week, another race in the history books.
A 1 2 for Redbull, much to the utter despair of all the old andHamiltonnew Ferrari fans.
While no one really stood out this weekend for handbags, most just moaning of how boring a race it was (I'd wager it's mainly Hamilton fans saying that), there was someone that stuck out above the crowd that deserves mention as an integral part in what transpired: and it couldn't be summed up better than in the words of a very livid @rpitroda
@Zlaatan earns the handbag of the week for him strutting into the F1 thread with them gem of a jinx (must be an undercover Max fanboi to setup up this ultimate jinx for Ferrari):
Hope he is okay wherever he is right now, but please do come back again.
The biggest takeaway this weekend, I'm sure you can all admit, is the lack of handbags??? What has happened to the F1 thread??
Is it down to Hamilton fans having nothing to cheer?
Or could the F1 thread finally be turning into a civil place of likeminded and affluent posters? Only time will tell.
To end off, we have a spot the difference challenge this week. Who can tell us what it is in the following post?!?
Us Max fans have had plenty to moan about with all the reliability issues etc. and at first there was still a lot of toxic goading from Lewis fans but they've gone awfully quiet of late. And the Ferrari fans have been far too civilized so far. Sorry about that.Indeed, there is an argument to be had, that it was all the Lewis Hamitlon ultras that caused it, but I must say that last year I had more Max crazies that I noticed.
Could be that Max fans have nothing to moan about now that Hamilton is out of contention and at the same time Hamilton fans can't shite on Max cause of where Lewis is at.
I'm just hoping we get some crazy Ferrari fans soon to keep things interesting
This week the thread was quite well behaved, so they get a small break for nowGot the popcorn ready for the next update @SirAnderson
Indeed, there is an argument to be had, that it was all the Lewis Hamitlon ultras that caused it, but I must say that last year I had more Max crazies that I noticed.
Could be that Max fans have nothing to moan about now that Hamilton is out of contention and at the same time Hamilton fans can't shite on Max cause of where Lewis is at.
I'm just hoping we get some crazy Ferrari fans soon to keep things interesting
FGS No !!This week the thread was quite well behaved, so they get a small break for now
That being said, it's only Kevin standing firm in first place, but seems like he gets some weird kink from he's outbursts. So the winner would be him.
In fact, I think the guy we thought was @hobbers is actually him.
Shout out to @Mike Smalling who made damn sure Hamilton knew without a shadow of a doubt that he should stop being a whiney cnut. Hopefully Lewis will listen, like he did with the jewelry this weekend.
Till next time...
P.S @pauldyson1uk would like to see this every GP going forward.
Shout out to @Mike Smalling who made damn sure Hamilton knew without a shadow of a doubt that he should stop being a whiney cnut. Hopefully Lewis will listen, like he did with the jewelry this weekend.
Nah, most of us were here when santi came unhinged and we don't want to get permabannedFerrari fans lack the bloodthirst and drama of us Hamiltonians, I fear for the wow factor of this thread.
his ban was not just for F1, some of his rants were epic, miss them sometimesNah, most of us were here when santi came unhinged and we don't want to get permabanned
Ferrari fans lack the bloodthirst and drama of us Hamiltonians, I fear for the wow factor of this thread.
Maybe some harsh steward penalties can bring out the best (worst) in us again
Meh. Race over now
Also because of this @rpitroda should be updating the "most ignored person on the cafe" thread any time now.Max, Max, Max, Super Max!
Hamilton fecked.
This drone cam is shit.
feck off with the drone
Give over with this drone crack. It's awful.
Well well well, where to start...
Before we do though...let's be honest: when it comes to the sexiest move of this weekend's race, despite Russell's best effort in trying to fending off Max, it surely wasn't as sexy as this move:
After so many years, Bottas must be so jealous right about now...
Onto other news: Some clear indications from today's race is that we need to create a petition against Sky. Their shady service has robbed a fair number of posters of a full race. The most notable being:
I'd advise @Ayoba to create a GoFundMe account to help get the remaining 27 laps he missed after the race ended at lap 39 for him. Absolutely nothing to do with RB taking the lead whatsoever, so don't even think about it.
On to our winner for this week! In fact, 2 weeks ago he put in a stellar performance, and hasn't disappointed this week...
@Mike Smalling is on a hot streak! Didn't stop him from showing his disappointment Max only came first and didn't get fastest lap as well, as a result He left out the other 2 "Max"s at the end here.
Also because of this @rpitroda should be updating the "most ignored person on the cafe" thread any time now.
The NFL thread will be poorer for it.
Not all was as clean as we'd hoped from today's race thread though, as there was too many people wishing DNFs left right and centre (Hellhunter and King Eric 7 the biggest perpetrators), I reckon @Amar__ has A LOT of reporting to do.
Eventful end to the weekends race saw all Lewis' jewelry put him at risk of a DNF and an eventual 5th place finish. Someone went straight to Pornhub niche after watching it though.
That draws a close to the Spanish GP. Lastly, the yay or nay verdict on the newly tested Drone camera view is definitely a HIT! Despite what our fellow caftards think below...
On the next one!!
Well well well, where to start...
Before we do though...let's be honest: when it comes to the sexiest move of this weekend's race, despite Russell's best effort in trying to fending off Max, it surely wasn't as sexy as this move:
After so many years, Bottas must be so jealous right about now...
Onto other news: Some clear indications from today's race is that we need to create a petition against Sky. Their shady service has robbed a fair number of posters of a full race. The most notable being:
I'd advise @Ayoba to create a GoFundMe account to help get the remaining 27 laps he missed after the race ended at lap 39 for him. Absolutely nothing to do with RB taking the lead whatsoever, so don't even think about it.
On to our winner for this week! In fact, 2 weeks ago he put in a stellar performance, and hasn't disappointed this week...
@Mike Smalling is on a hot streak! Didn't stop him from showing his disappointment Max only came first and didn't get fastest lap as well, as a result He left out the other 2 "Max"s at the end here.
Also because of this @rpitroda should be updating the "most ignored person on the cafe" thread any time now.
The NFL thread will be poorer for it.
Not all was as clean as we'd hoped from today's race thread though, as there was too many people wishing DNFs left right and centre (Hellhunter and King Eric 7 the biggest perpetrators), I reckon @Amar__ has A LOT of reporting to do.
Eventful end to the weekends race saw all Lewis' jewelry put him at risk of a DNF and an eventual 5th place finish. Someone went straight to Pornhub niche after watching it though.
That draws a close to the Spanish GP. Lastly, the yay or nay verdict on the newly tested Drone camera view is definitely a HIT! Despite what our fellow caftards think below...
On the next one!!
Aww man hope you got to watch the rest of the race in the endYou ok hun?
Well well well, where to start...
Before we do though...let's be honest: when it comes to the sexiest move of this weekend's race, despite Russell's best effort in trying to fending off Max, it surely wasn't as sexy as this move:
After so many years, Bottas must be so jealous right about now...
Onto other news: Some clear indications from today's race is that we need to create a petition against Sky. Their shady service has robbed a fair number of posters of a full race. The most notable being:
I'd advise @Ayoba to create a GoFundMe account to help get the remaining 27 laps he missed after the race ended at lap 39 for him. Absolutely nothing to do with RB taking the lead whatsoever, so don't even think about it.
On to our winner for this week! In fact, 2 weeks ago he put in a stellar performance, and hasn't disappointed this week...
@Mike Smalling is on a hot streak! Didn't stop him from showing his disappointment Max only came first and didn't get fastest lap as well, as a result He left out the other 2 "Max"s at the end here.
Also because of this @rpitroda should be updating the "most ignored person on the cafe" thread any time now.
The NFL thread will be poorer for it.
Not all was as clean as we'd hoped from today's race thread though, as there was too many people wishing DNFs left right and centre (Hellhunter and King Eric 7 the biggest perpetrators), I reckon @Amar__ has A LOT of reporting to do.
Eventful end to the weekends race saw all Lewis' jewelry put him at risk of a DNF and an eventual 5th place finish. Someone went straight to Pornhub niche after watching it though.
That draws a close to the Spanish GP. Lastly, the yay or nay verdict on the newly tested Drone camera view is definitely a HIT! Despite what our fellow caftards think below...
On the next one!!
Wow so many bitter folks on here absolutely shattered with the prospect of verstappen destroyinngtheir hero’s records in the coming decade. Heh heh heh.
*pshew pshewwww* you hear that guys? It’s flashtappen flashing, FLASHING, past a helplessly nervous MehClerc!
*KLABAM KLABOOM* you hear that guys? It’s HULKSTAPPEN tearing apart those precious records Bumilton is holding onto once his glittering goat career is said and done.
Strap in and enjoy the ride guys, because oh boy this Dutch boy is taking us places with his never before seen scintillating driving talent.
I told you, I told all of YOU when he skilfully blasted past your old paps Hamilton (even his name sounds like that of an old man) that the domination would start.
People got giddy over LeMeh thwarting Verstappen just because they were pissing their pink panties that he would break their hero’s records are now bitter as feck i guess they recognize the threat that is the once in a generation talent Verstappen.
Absolutely buzzing. Damn, that’s two world titles. 24 years old. Surely another 6 in 10 years will be no problem. The GOAT.
Verstappentjuhhhhh another world championship for him coming up. How you feeling guys?
gloating hard here.
Age guess: 12 years old?
Crybaby
CRYYYYYYBABYYYYY
On the other hand, Max Max Max super Max Max Max.
the same fans who say they want the sport to be more competitive just expect teams to raise the height because LMAOO FLASHTAPPEN RLZ LOUIS HAM FANBOIS CRYING R0FL.
Max is so much more likeable this season. One horse race this season now unless something drastic happens. Red Bill miles ahead.
22 May was the day the straw broke the camels back.Horner might have watched a different race, telling Max he had to do it the hard way - his title rival retired and then his team mate was told to move out of the way.
Do you know whom are the best fans??? Leclerc fans
That Ferrari
an all weather Ferrari....dare we dream?
yeah. my mum is 20 odd years older than lewis and she spends her weekends getting bounced around in a variety of cars like that and she doesn’t complain.
Better late than never eh.Now off to the "let's all laugh" thread!
Better late than never eh.
Strap in gents and ladies, this is going to be along one.
I'll admit, I was a bit disappointed when the F1 thread started to get reasonable heads in it. Disillusioned by the sheer lack of handbags flying around on each page; from rabid fanbois irking fair minded posters (Unicorns) to the point of losing their shite, to all the race day shenanigans of calling F1 drivers cheats and murderers.
Thus, a hiatus was in order and boy has it delivered, the F1 thread is still the gift that keeps on giving.
Let's get straight into it!
While I'm sure he'll be getting the thread banned soon, let's enjoy the handbag of the year posts that go to the very special one of a kind...
Personally, I think it makes for better reading if we see his face as he says this...
Adding to his Top Tier contribution to the F1 thread are these beauts.
Gloating is fair, as long as honestly is too:
Is inheriting cafe accounts accepted? @Niall Kevin must have past on he's 2002 account to he's 12 year old says
While we get confirmation on that, we can revel on these amazing 2 gems...First I thought, naaaah, let's give him the benefit of the doubt, clearly he's a decent poster most of the time in here and just got caught up in the moment...
Turns out, it is the grand total of all he's contributions to the F1 thread. IKevinkid you not!
To summarize, Max fans were all out to party that's for sure...
Seriously though, birds of a feather, really do flock together could not be truer...how quickly they found each other. Something tells me they all have a PM conversation that looks a bit like this:
If you zoom into the pc, you'll see this:
@Kanu just got he's invite this week, he must be over the moon.
I suspect 2-post-Sonny will be invited to that convo very soon if he keeps it up.
Enough about Max fans only though. In case they are feeling hard done by, there are some Hamilton fans to laugh at too. Albeit not as embarrassing.
Hard to pick though as much of it is humble pie kind of posts. Which mind you, are always delicious when you do find them. Bless Mickeza's heart for he's sportsmanship.
This statement kind of sums up what many Hamilton fans that have had to endure this season have had to do to not show the hurt...
Who would have thought Masi wasn't the worst it could get for Mercedes fans...now they have to imPerez (I'll grab my coat) themselves for Max every time he wins a race and the eventual WDC later this year.
At least they will be able to say they've walked in Checo's shoes.
Others, like our beloved @The Hilton (be back soon buddy) have understandably pull a Houdini with this thread. Some just cannot do a Perez.
22 May was the day the straw broke the camels back.
Which leaves us with Ferrari fans...well shite. The less said about them the better. But let's say something regardless...
@Zlaatan I see still around licking he's wounds after each race, but I really miss @WPMUFC with all those weekly pic updates
He's gone from this:
To this:
And that's all she wrote folks
PS: Got leave you with my Marimaldotin Brundle quote of the week!
Until next time!
You could of done your research on the Hamilton fans and unlocked the potential of this thread.Strap in gents and ladies, this is going to be along one.
I'll admit, I was a bit disappointed when the F1 thread started to get reasonable heads in it. Disillusioned by the sheer lack of handbags flying around on each page; from rabid fanbois irking fair minded posters (Unicorns) to the point of losing their shite, to all the race day shenanigans of calling F1 drivers cheats and murderers.
Thus, a hiatus was in order and boy has it delivered, the F1 thread is still the gift that keeps on giving.
Let's get straight into it!
While I'm sure he'll be getting the thread banned soon, let's enjoy the handbag of the year posts that go to the very special one of a kind...
Personally, I think it makes for better reading if we see his face as he says this...
Adding to his Top Tier contribution to the F1 thread are these beauts.
Gloating is fair, as long as honestly is too:
Is inheriting cafe accounts accepted? @Niall Kevin must have past on he's 2002 account to he's 12 year old says
While we get confirmation on that, we can revel on these amazing 2 gems...First I thought, naaaah, let's give him the benefit of the doubt, clearly he's a decent poster most of the time in here and just got caught up in the moment...
Turns out, it is the grand total of all he's contributions to the F1 thread. IKevinkid you not!
To summarize, Max fans were all out to party that's for sure...
Seriously though, birds of a feather, really do flock together could not be truer...how quickly they found each other. Something tells me they all have a PM conversation that looks a bit like this:
If you zoom into the pc, you'll see this:
@Kanu just got he's invite this week, he must be over the moon.
I suspect 2-post-Sonny will be invited to that convo very soon if he keeps it up.
Enough about Max fans only though. In case they are feeling hard done by, there are some Hamilton fans to laugh at too. Albeit not as embarrassing.
Hard to pick though as much of it is humble pie kind of posts. Which mind you, are always delicious when you do find them. Bless Mickeza's heart for he's sportsmanship.
This statement kind of sums up what many Hamilton fans that have had to endure this season have had to do to not show the hurt...
Who would have thought Masi wasn't the worst it could get for Mercedes fans...now they have to imPerez (I'll grab my coat) themselves for Max every time he wins a race and the eventual WDC later this year.
At least they will be able to say they've walked in Checo's shoes.
Others, like our beloved @The Hilton (be back soon buddy) have understandably pull a Houdini with this thread. Some just cannot do a Perez.
22 May was the day the straw broke the camels back.
Which leaves us with Ferrari fans...well shite. The less said about them the better. But let's say something regardless...
@Zlaatan I see still around licking he's wounds after each race, but I really miss @WPMUFC with all those weekly pic updates
He's gone from this:
To this:
And that's all she wrote folks
PS: Got leave you with my Marimaldotin Brundle quote of the week!
Until next time!
Yeah but then I'd have to go to last season when Hamilton was relevant.You could of done your research on the Hamilton fans and unlocked the potential of this thread.