Didn't he get done for having a sex party during lockdown?
He might be a sex addict
He might be a sex addict
Kyle Walker | The Flash
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sod’s law that we’ve all waited an eternity to see his wanger and when we finally get a glimpse of the old chap, it’s shot with the same type of camera they use for nessy and bigfoot sightings 
I think he just sometimes wants hot wings.
A pretty boring story without this bit. This makes it funny.
Bruh some of these footballers are absolute idiots in the head.
Some of the thread titles on this forum are genius 
Walker is a proper perv.
Gordon's alive, what a mess.
Police now investigating if an offence has been committed.
The interesting bit will be how Man City fans spin this into being a conspiracy. And how Liverpool and man United are at the centre of it…
Also get your gags in before the inevitable redcafe lockdown!
We have? News to me
They'll just say it was his sister
Aren't most?
Most what?
If even 5% of the Walker stories are true he'd be one of the biggest deviants seen in this generation.
Getting to be a recurring theme this weekend - a full back from Manchester caught with his pants down
Public maths debator.
People.
I heard he sleeps with the fishes.
Classless player at a classless club that think they are above the law
Isn't Gordon a Moron?
My name is Kyle Walker, and I am the fastest footballer alive. When I was a child my mother noticed I was a creepy little shit.
Then a scout made me a football player. To the outside world I am an ordinary Premier League defender, but secretly I use
my speed to pick up hookers and flash unwilling women my dick. And one day I'll find who snitched up Mendy.
I am the Flash.
Then a scout made me a football player. To the outside world I am an ordinary Premier League defender, but secretly I use
my speed to pick up hookers and flash unwilling women my dick. And one day I'll find who snitched up Mendy.
I am the Flash.
He's just ahead of time. In the future, a rampage of COVID infection through handshaking, will cause people to use other body part to greet new people.
What is it with Walkers and flashing. Clive Walker, late of Chelsea, was known for that too. Maybe a relative.
Steven Caulker, you've seen them all.
Not facing criminal charges....
Meaning he’s paid her off
Have there been that many?
article I saw mentioned settling out of court.
The flash
Which means he paid her off. The Flash finishes fast.