Music Kanye West

SteveJ said:
I'm actually bored of criticising him now, as it's too much of an open goal: can't sing well, can't rap well, best work is in the past, rapidly losing his allegedly decent lyrical ability, increasingly outdated, uses autotune, best parts of his songs are often samples of other people's excellent work, the triumph of publicity over talent etc etc; it's like a list of Rooney's current failings - all "can'ts" and "used to's".
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Plus he's an utter cnut. Such a cnut that he once made me feel sorry for Taylor Swift of all people.
 
Keeps It tidy said:
Kanye has said some awful stuff but, how could you not like him saying that? "My greatest pain in life is that I'll never be able to see myself perform live" is just a brilliant quote.
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It would sound a shite side better if it was coming from someone who put on good live shows. Instead it just looks deluded.
 
Paper says he don't wanna argue,
But I says that I wanna argue,
Can't fit this bit together,
Think I've lost a screw.

Kanye West - Why Are My IKEA Coffee Table Assembling Instructions In French?
 
Tick tock, tick tock,
What's in my pastry sock?
Gravy,
Maybe?
Find out latey.

Kanye West - Microwaving My Ginsters Pasty
 
Control Alt Delete
I cant find my seat
This bitch took my feckin chair
So I pull her fecking hair

"Ctrl-Alt-Del"
Kanye West
 
I'm sick of these suckas galling me gay,
Nobodies running mouths all holla at SteveJ!
Punk needs to stick to bitching on poor wayne,
So I can drink those tears everytime a goal causes that pain!

"I read that thread"
Kanye West
 
This bitch she be cruising like low 20s,
This dick he be signing like Marlee Matlin,
Checklist battlin'? Nothing happenin',
Sick of all these pussies tryna make it,
But the game is rigged, I distract them by askin',
I'm doing my hardest to stop them passin',
Talking bout current events,
Like Nigel Farage talking bout Brexit,
At the next roundabout take the second exit.

Kanye West - Diary of an Angry Learner Driver Assessor
 
Mr Pigeon said:
This bitch she be cruising like low 20s,
This dick he be signing like Marlee Matlin,
Checklist battlin'? Nothing happenin',
Sick of all these pussies tryna make it,
But the game is rigged, I distract them by askin',
I'm doing my hardest to stop them passin',
Talking bout current events,
Like Nigel Farage talking bout Brexit,
At the next roundabout take the second exit.

Kanye West - Diary of an Angry Learner Driver Assessor
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Nope, that's far too good to be Kanye.
 
I´m a Bi Polar Bear,Bear with me/
I´m solar clear,cleary a asshole, shitty/
reach for the bleach,t-shirt the cleanest/
my meanest speech uniqe, everybody else a speechless species/
Feck african schools, the need Kanye shoes/
you fools, i decide whats bad so on Kanye shows only Kanye boo´s/
Debt is the new wealth/dead is the new health/
Mark, got a billion? Did this all by my self/

Kanye West - Kanye Kanye Kanye Kanye
 
BootsyCollins said:
I´m a Bi Polar Bear,Bear with me/
I´m solar clear,cleary a asshole, shitty/
reach for the bleach,t-shirt the cleanest/
my meanest speech uniqe, everybody else a speechless species/
Feck african schools, the need Kanye shoes/
you fools, i decide whats bad so on Kanye shows only Kanye boo´s/
Debt is the new wealth/dead is the new health/
Mark, got a billion? Did this all by my self/

Kanye West - Kanye Kanye Kanye Kanye
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:lol:
 
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Spoilered for size, but apparently he posted this tweet with phrasing suggestions, before deleting it quickly. Nothing is real when it comes to these celebrities.
 
Have another tweet
Do I ever sleep
I'm a motherfecking creep
My car goes beep beep

Kanye West - Tweet Me Nicely
 
Van Gaal says he's laying foundations
But I'm playing on my Playstation *note to self: dope rhyme - keep this in*
And all across the nations
There's a lot of railway stations
There's one for every...occation

Like Timmy Mallet, I'm down with the kids
With my bare nipples I built the Pyramids
And other big things too
And also Stonehenge


Kanye West - It's Like When Your Ex-girlfriend...
 
Im in my car dashin'
I married a kardashian
i got a rash from Ian
Taylor swift, Justin bieber, iphone 7
La la la look at me Ian

Free Soma with every sneakers purchase by Kanye
 
I like expensive clothes, Gucci
Polyester gives me hives, ouchi
I drive expensive cars, Bentley
I carry loads of cash, plenty
I claim to be a God, Deity
In fact I'm just a cnut, gapy

Kanye West - me, me, me.
 
Twinkle twinkle little star
How I wonder
Where you get off
Talking shit bout me
You don't know me
You don't know what I've been through
I'll cut you like a beef stew
Twinkle twinkle little star

Kanye West - Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
 
Halston, Gucci, Matalan
I look like a still
This man is dressed to kill

Kanye West - All My Own Work
 
Glory, glory,
Gloryhole United,
Getting fecked up with a tossed salad,
Marmalade? Wasps be thinkin' I have it,
But the birds and the bees don't apply when I shag it,
Poetic, yo.

Kanye West - F*ck Juventus
 
Rado_N said:
I like expensive clothes, Gucci
Polyester gives me hives, ouchi
I drive expensive cars, Bentley
I carry loads of cash, plenty
I claim to be a God, Deity
In fact I'm just a cnut, gapy

Kanye West - me, me, me.
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Man, I haven't laughed at work like this in a while, thanks Rado :)
 
You can't get better than a Kwik-Fit fitter!
You can't get better than a Kwik-Fit fitter!
You can't get better than a Kwik-Fit fitter!
Unless he's actually me

Kanye West - Bustin' For A Pee
 
What was the point of civil rights
If no-one will buy my Swiss Army tights?

Kanye West - Oppression
 
Selfmade debt millionair, still buy furs for my wife/
Selfmade dept free in a year, if someone else can sort out my life/
Need a loan like Lohan, but feedback is the only payback you get/
Selfmade insane by blood tears and sweat/

Kanye West - Selfmade
 
I've listened to it 3 times now. I find I really enjoy it if I zone out from all the lyrics :lol:
 
That'd be a good advert strapline - Kanye West; best enjoyed when not really listening.
 
That line about someone stealing a sandwich from his fridge is genuinely more ridiculous than any of the mock lyrics posted in this thread.
 
I'm listening through now. It's genuinely quite a boring album. Apparently pushing the boundaries of rap equates to regressing it back to the early 00s autotune RnB era.

Some of it's alright, if unspectacular (Ultralight Beam is decent, but a bit monotonous) but some of it is absolute drek (Wolves, or anything with autotune on it.) Bizarrely I think my favourite thing on it is the "I Love Kanye" skit.
 
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It's a mess. Stupid lyrics, too many tracks and released in a very annoying way. Stylistically it's like a collage of things he's done before, which would be fine if the tracks were up to that standard. Instead a lot of them end up sounding like B-sides from better albums. I can imagine some people enjoying it for its messiness as some very good albums work that way. I just find it pretty irritating in this case.

Other than that it's fine though. A strong ten track album buried under a lot of mediocre nonsense.
 
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