Jurgen Klopp Sack Watch

Losing the record to Burnley, no goals in 4 games, Penandes, 6 points behind a PE teacher, teeth rapidly losing their once pearly whiteness. Yeah, this is it folks. This is the moment we've all been waiting.

Klopp is ready to lose his shit once and for all live on air. I can't wait :drool:
 
His players can’t run around like they used too and they are so heavily dependent on crosses because of it.
 
So @padr81 , @PepG , and all City fans. You've lost your brotherhood of Utd fans for the league title this season but worry ye not.

You have us as your allies. Now don't feck it up. Should be a cinch, it's only Ole so you won't need 100 or 98 points. :)
 
Random Task said:
Losing the record to Burnley, no goals in 4 games, Penandes, 6 points behind a PE teacher, teeth rapidly losing their once pearly whiteness. Yeah, this is it folks. This is the moment we've all been waiting.

Klopp is ready to lose his shit once and for all live on air. I can't wait :drool:
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Where's our resident Scouse? Have they been seen tonight?

@njred
 
It’s comforting to know how predictable it was that his mask would slip at the first sign of trouble. We’ve all been waiting for the inevitable. That said, the difference between Toxic Klopp and Toxic Mourinho is that Klopp won’t turn against his own players and lose the dressing room.
 
Random Task said:
Losing the record to Burnley, no goals in 4 games, Penandes, 6 points behind a PE teacher, teeth rapidly losing their once pearly whiteness. Yeah, this is it folks. This is the moment we've all been waiting.

Klopp is ready to lose his shit once and for all live on air. I can't wait :drool:
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Soak it all up :lol:
 
What absolute shithousery from Burnley. Love it.

Best they looked was the season before last when they finished second to City. Great achievement last year but they didn't always look convincing so it's been coming.
 
Makes his comments in the metro even sweeter

"We have to be calm...it's not a catastrophe..it's not that important"

Has it been upgraded to catastrophe yet?
 
Last season with Dortmund was a mare relegation to 10th, players flaahed out from high press no plan B. Expect this season to be similar only 10th to relegation.
 
AndyMUFC said:
What absolute shithousery from Burnley. Love it.

Best they looked was the season before last when they finished second to City. Great achievement last year but they didn't always look convincing so it's been coming.
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100% this. I'm not massively shocked that they've dropped off, but I am massively enjoying it.
 
Dumbstar said:
I've said my longer pieces on these forums already. Yesterday actually. Feel free to search for them if interested (remember you reached out to me here).
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I remember you being outrageously arrogant previously, hence me asking if you're slightly worried now.

But I will take it as a yes, and rightly so.
 
Loon said:
Wenger was the same as he descended into hypocrisy and nonsense after being loved-up by press and likely fans on here in his initial years: Benitez, Guardiola, Mourinho all similar.

I've said it countless times, the true test of a manager is when things go against them and this cnut is only having a blip.
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Let’s see what happens now, Loon.

You’re very handsome, btw.
 
Sandikan said:
I remember you being outrageously arrogant previously, hence me asking if you're slightly worried now.

But I will take it as a yes, and rightly so.
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Yep, we were expecting some mental fatigue in one of our front three but not all three at the same time. And not at the same time as TAA and now Robertson. Our race has been run until the CL starts up again.

I'm seriously worried about top four now. Need to rely on Leicester going through last season's hand Utd their place on a platter routine. And Spurs doing a Spurs.
 
Banter aside, just as with any other team, when the entire team looks out of form and bereft of ideas, the buck stops with the manager. From a managerial perspective Klopp needs to take a look at what he’s doing and figure out where it’s going wrong right now. The loss of two CB’s shouldn’t cause a collapse like this. We dealt with that and worse almost every year under Sir Alex.

Hopefully he doesn’t figure out where it’s going wrong and they continue to drop points.
 
Cloud7 said:
Banter aside, just as with any other team, when the entire team looks out of form and bereft of ideas, the buck stops with the manager. From a managerial perspective Klopp needs to take a look at what he’s doing and figure out where it’s going wrong right now. The loss of two CB’s shouldn’t cause a collapse like this. We dealt with that and worse almost every year under Sir Alex.

Hopefully he doesn’t figure out where it’s going wrong and they continue to drop points.
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It’s not thaaat bad, they’re still creating chances. They will get better for sure.
 
Dumbstar said:
Yep, we were expecting some mental fatigue in one of our front three but not all three at the same time. And not at the same time as TAA and now Robertson. Our race has been run until the CL starts up again.

I'm seriously worried about top four now. Need to rely on Leicester going through last season's hand Utd their place on a platter routine. And Spurs doing a Spurs.
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They handed Chelsea their spot, we finished 3rd
 
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