Jurgen Klopp Sack Watch

[Random Task]

Think that was from the last time they got trashed at Vicarage Road, when this happened

Spoiler

I had no idea.

Not sure what's funnier, Liverpool losing 3-0 to Watford twice under Klopp, or me posting that link in a Whatsapp chat to a bunch of self-proclaimed football experts (including my brother the massive twat) and not a single one of them noticed it was from 2015.

 

[Finn MacCool]

Klopp had a shocker tonight. Thank feck we only have to put up with him as our manager for another 4 seasons after this one.

 

[Inigo Montoya]

He rants about the wind for 30 seconds

I thought it was the chain mail suit all his players wore on the way out?

Am I thinking of someone else?

 

[Josh 76]

Klopp had a shocker tonight. Thank feck we only have to put up with him as our manager for another 4 seasons after this one.

That's if he doesn't throw in the towel before then .
Wouldn't bet against it.

 

[Josh 76]

He really thought he would go unbeaten. What a plonker!

 

[Finn MacCool]

That's if he doesn't throw in the towel before then .
Wouldn't bet against it.

True but he could also extend his contract.

 

[royboy16]

Hes disappointed alright but nothing wrong with that interview.

 

[Inigo Montoya]

True but he could also extend his contract.

Modern football? How many coaches stick around for years?
The days of SAF, Wenger et al are no more.

 

[Finn MacCool]

Modern football? How many coaches stick around for years?
The days of SAF, Wenger et al are no more.

If he sees our his contract he will have been with us for almost 9 seasons. A long way off SAF etc but still long by today’s standards.

 

[Inigo Montoya]

If he sees our his contract he will have been with us for almost 9 seasons. A long way off SAF etc but still long by today’s standards.

That’s what I was alluding to. It’s unusual to stay even that long these days

I can see him back in Germany or Spain

 

[MetoTTT]

That’s what I was alluding to. It’s unusual to stay even that long these days

I can see him back in Germany or Spain

I can't see why he would move on.

 

[Finn MacCool]

That’s what I was alluding to. It’s unusual to stay even that long these days

I can see him back in Germany or Spain

If the timing is right I could see him going straight into managing German NT after us. He said that he doesn’t want to be a manger late into his life. He’ll be 57 when his current contract ends.

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

Where is body language expert Robin van Persie? Would love to hear what he thinks about Klopp smiling after losing!

 

[Inigo Montoya]

Where is body language expert Robin van Persie? Would love to hear what he thinks about Klopp smiling after losing!

Fergie used to paint unbeaten runs coming to an end as a blessing

Shame Klopp can’t say the same

 

[Inigo Montoya]

I can't see why he would move on.

Because he’s the type who likes different challenges;intelligent man who doesn’t want to coach all his life

 

[Amar__]

Has he mentioned Antonio Valencia being offside as one of the reasons for the loss?

 

[DavidDeSchmikes]

Wait, what?

the post interview you posted was from 2015, when Liverpool lost to Watford 3-0

 

[Irrational.]

Hope he goes the same way as Pochettino.

 

[Random Task]

Hope he goes the same way as Pochettino.

Only to be replaced by Prophet Rafa.

This is the dream.

 

[MikeKing]

Hope he goes the same way as Pochettino.

Klopp should come to realise that trophies only boost his ego and means nothing in the context of modern football. Would be nice.

 

[Redplane]

Where is body language expert Robin van Persie? Would love to hear what he thinks about Klopp smiling after losing!

I'm sure Robin would say I am spot on: He s just smiling because he keeps hoping for a way out of Liverpool. What better way to say adios than to win the PL while going on a terrible run for the last games of the season. Klopp can say he needs a new challenge, players get blamed, goes out with a historical high and gets to move out God forsaken Liverpool while forever being a damn hero. He s had it all planned out this way. That sneaky German fella.

 

[montpelier]

He's super downplaying the idea of the season being abandoned, it's brilliant. Liverpool fans won't be stupid enough to take the possibility seriously or something.

You need to wise up lads. I'd be going tshirts, petitions early doors on this one.

 

[Samid]

3 losses in 4.

 

[Pexbo]

Zzzzzzip

 

[Antisocial]

Time to take another sabbatical; taken them as far as he can, etc...

 

[Judas]

He hates the FA Cup anyway, can't see him being bothered.

 

[Pexbo]

Guess we are not getting any interviews tonight?

 

[Random Task]

When he gets sacked, which could be any time soon, should we be in for him or is he damaged goods?

 

[Salt Bailly]

Always thought both managers had to speak to the broadcaster after live games? What a kop out (hehe).

 

[Wumminator]

When he gets sacked, which could be any time soon, should we be in for him or is he damaged goods?

wouldn’t want him at the moment. Seems completely broken.

 

[ReddBalls]

When he gets sacked, which could be any time soon, should we be in for him or is he damaged goods?

Tainted.

 

[Random Task]

Tainted.

wouldn’t want him at the moment. Seems completely broken.

Sorry Jurgen, I tried.

On the bright side, you'll be a shoo-in for a Colgate commercial.

 

[tomaldinho1]

Guess we are not getting any interviews tonight?

I thought he did one? He seemed annoyed because he doesn't want people to keep bringing up the Watford game

 

[Samid]

Celebrities talk about serious issues to raise awareness you dumb feck.

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

When he gets sacked, which could be any time soon, should we be in for him or is he damaged goods?

Only if in his first interview he shows up wearing The Stone Roses shirt!!

 

[Eendracht maakt macht]

Celebrities talk about serious issues to raise awareness you dumb feck.

I actually think he's right. Why ask him about the Corona virus? He can still say wash your hands or something but why would a reporter ask him about it? Happens way to often that they just ask random famous people for their opinion instead of experts.

 

[Dec9003]

Celebrities talk about serious issues to raise awareness you dumb feck.

He’s just sulking there because they’re in bad form, he’s spoke about politics pretty often over the years.

 

[Brwned]

Celebrities talk about serious issues to raise awareness you dumb feck.

And they often harm the process by saying things that are misinformed. Believing experts should be the sole voice on serious issues is a pretty normal position to take.

 

[InterFan1998]

Celebrities talk about serious issues to raise awareness you dumb feck.

I agree with Klopp on this one. Football players in general are not very intelligent. Like you said, people sometimes rely on celebrities to hear their take in certain things but then you have them hearing Steph Curry say the moon landing did not happen, or Kyrie Irving that the Earth is flat and they will start believing this stuff.

Although if you need Klopp to make yourself aware there is a coronavirus out there I'd say you have more problems. Even someone who doesn't watch news should be aware there is a virus currently out there.

 

[adexkola]

I agree with Klopp on this one. Football players in general are not very intelligent. Like you said, people sometimes rely on celebrities to hear their take in certain things but then you have them hearing Steph Curry say the moon landing did not happen, or Kyrie Irving that the Earth is flat and they will start believing this stuff.

Although if you need Klopp to make yourself aware there is a coronavirus out there I'd say you have more problems. Even someone who doesn't watch news should be aware there is a virus currently out there.

That didn't happen.

Right?