I hope someone asks him why he was playing the long ball at the end of that game. 
Jurgen Klopp Sack Watch
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Wish the media would call him out on his BS now
Surely some mistake - not with principled Jürgen's devout beliefs!
Isn't it wonderful to see them having to resort to hail mary long balls after this clown was moaning about us last weekend.
long balls
Petulant, cringeworthy wanker. Deserves that.
He's a massive hypocrite and a bell.
They were pumping longballs into that Swansea defense for 10 minutes surely? If I was a journalist, I wouldn't be able to contain myself during the question round:
"You switched to long balls near the end there, but it didn't pay off. Do you think playing football would have gotten you the 3 points today?"
"You switched to long balls near the end there, but it didn't pay off. Do you think playing football would have gotten you the 3 points today?"
I wonder is Swansea just played long balls for 90mins?
Do one Klopp you absolute mug. LOVING IT.
Do one Klopp you absolute mug. LOVING IT.
Literally the definition of game raising cnuts this lot
He lacks class
For the title race, this is not a great result. For Swansea though, how important could that be for them? This would have been a Liverpool win by 3+ goals with Bob Bradley in the Swansea dugout.
You massive hypocritical cnut Klopp.
If you're going to play long ball at least be effective at it. Launching shite balls up to fecking Matip up front, embarrassing.
If you're going to play long ball at least be effective at it. Launching shite balls up to fecking Matip up front, embarrassing.
Interviewer: so Klopp, how do you evaluate todays match?
Klopp: hahahahahahaha fff..gggg...nnnn... Hahahahahahaha i liiii hahahahahahahaha
Twitter: oh he has such a great personality, he must therefore be a good manager
Klopp: hahahahahahaha fff..gggg...nnnn... Hahahahahahaha i liiii hahahahahahahaha
Twitter: oh he has such a great personality, he must therefore be a good manager
He will probably moan in the post match interview that if it wasn't for that draw at Old Trafford, his team would've beaten Swansea today.
That hipster twat can go feck himself with a rusty dildo
Get in well done Swansea, you're finished Klopp.
this shit writes itself every year
Wonder if he'll given Paul Clement and Swansea some credit without throwing a snide remark or dig in.
They didn't raise their game. They scored due to a brain fart from Pogba and posed little threat going forward. We played poorly and should still have scored 3.
Up there with the Stoke and Burnley homes games for me
Crap today. Not sure he got it wrong though. It just felt like one of those days where no one really played well. I laughed when I saw Matip ironically coming on for us to play long to (which we were terrible at).
At least this will shut the media up about us as title challengers. We're competing for top four and that's it.
At least this will shut the media up about us as title challengers. We're competing for top four and that's it.
Did he mention how other teams have to play with the handball rule and his team don't? Thought that could do with a cheeky mention.
Is it the way he's set up his team to play? Are Liverpool running out of steam after a blistering start? Or is it nothing more than a bad patch of form?
I've said a couple times that they have benefited from not being in Europe. Their first team (attacking wise at least) is very good. But they lack depth and their backup players are poor. I just can't see that style of play working for the entirety of a season.
I've said a couple times that they have benefited from not being in Europe. Their first team (attacking wise at least) is very good. But they lack depth and their backup players are poor. I just can't see that style of play working for the entirety of a season.
They will release a DVD of the 27th season of the hit sitcom show: Next year is our year. They say episode 22 is hilarious, involving guest appearance from Paul Clement, added with some cool technological effects of long balls. Can't wait for it. 
Were the population of Swansea in the box today aswell?
Would imagine that their title challenge just about done. And even if they do get back into it again, they're too fragile and inconsistent defensively to win it. Almost conceding at double the rate of Spurs and Chelsea, for example.
What an absolute cnut this guy is and a hypocrite.
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He must be asked about his long balls in his post match interview
Haha.
What a fecking idiot.
What a fecking idiot.
This is wonderful. HOOFChat shit, get banged.
Yes it was a yellow card. Yet you are not accepting that Firminio should have been off but I guess that's expected.No it doesn't make it right.
One week on and nobody has mentioned Rooney's foul on Milner. Or if they have I haven't seen it.
It's amazing after all the shite he speaks.
It seemed to work for Dortmund in 12/13, in fairness. Though I didn't really watch them so have no idea if their style was as intense as this.
"Top of the long ball league, la."
So bringing Matip in for last 5 minutes to play long balls doesn't count i guess.
Bless you Swansea, bless you.
Bless you Swansea, bless you.