JTW95's Eurovision 2017 | *NSFW: AUSSIE STREAKERS* | COMPETITION RIGGED, EPIC SAX GUY MORAL WINNER

[Samid]

How come the UK entries get more and more dreadful every year? I guess it is a deliberate ploy by BBC to ensure they don't have to waste big money on hosting the thing?

 

[Damien]

Still get nightmares about last year's competition.

 

[duffer]

I'm always surprised that no proper bands enter this. It looks like a right laugh.

Radiohead for Eurovision 2018.

 

[Samid]

Still get nightmares about last year's competition.

Feck, forgot to vote for your sweepstake fail in the awards thread. What a bottle job that was.

 

[Damien]

Feck, forgot to vote for your sweepstake fail in the awards thread. What a bottle job that was.

Last year was a busy one so not surprised it got lost amongst everything. Ah well, got a decent chance of winning the Cal/Mad Winger award in the 2017 awards.

 

[Minkaro]

Can't wait to see which X-Factor reject gets it.

 

[FC Ronaldo]

Why am I watching this?

 

[Samid]

Live stream.

 

[JTW95]

The Caf thread makes Eurovision watchable. I was in tears of laughter last year when Damien lost the sweepstake on the last countries vote

 

[VorZakone]

The Caf thread makes Eurovision watchable. I was in tears of laughter last year when Damien lost the sweepstake on the last countries vote

Yeah reading the Caf is great during the EuroVision.

 

[Alex99]

Heard the potential UK songs on the radio this week. One is a banger.

 

[Samid]

Heard the potential UK songs on the radio this week. One is a banger.

Get a grip, she is 16.

 

[Alex99]

Get a grip, she is 16.

Could be a he for all you know. Nonce.

 

[EireLemon]

Buzzing for Eurovision already! God I'm obsessed with this show...

 

[Alex99]

Picked a shit ballad. Should have gone with the one about not fighting and weapons because it was a banger.

 

[JTW95]

Which poor soul got voted to represent the UK?

 

[pauldyson1uk]

it is dreadful.

 

[Nick 0208 Ldn]

You keep expecting the beat to pick up or for her to really belt out a long note, but nothing happens. Doubtless, we've entered wore vocalists, but the song is so flat to listen to. We also repeatedly enter contestants with little name recognition.

If we're going to take the piss, the least we could do is send over Daz Simpson.

 

[Jippy]

Picked a shit ballad. Should have gone with the one about not fighting and weapons because it was a banger.

Get a grip he's 16.

 

[Alex99]

Get a grip he's 16.

Nonce

 

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[Scholesy]

Good song but lucky if top 10

 

[VorZakone]

And 12 points go to the Caf.

 

[Samid]

Watching our national final, wow this is pathetic. We won't be winning this year either thankfully!

 

[RedSky]

Good song but lucky if top 10

No wonder he got banned with that opinion.

 

[Minkaro]

Not sure I've forgiven Germany yet for not sending Avantasia through to the finals. I've no idea who they sent instead (I watched and can't remember), but Avantasia's song was great.

 

[Samid]

Welcome to the Eurovision sweepstake. Copy and paste the list and put your name next to a number and I'll draw them using a random generator. Winner will get a tagline of their choice feck all.

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[paulscholes18]

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[MyOnlySolskjaer]

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[christy87]

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