http://www.dagbladet.no/sport/2008/05/23/536112.html
You're famous, lads
This thread is linked on the page, and they even quote Bury Red's (I think) brilliant "Viva John Terry" song
PS.: It's in Norwegian, and I can't be arsed to translate.
The Jokes John Terry never will laugh of!
Slips into a sharks mouth and getting headbutted by Zidane.
It was Nicholas Anelca who missed the last penalty, but no one is talking about the frenchman after wednesday high dramatic Champions League final in Moscow.
In some years nobody will remember John Terry as a giant at Luzjniki Stadium for 120 minutes.
What people will remember, and what will stalk the chelsea defender the rest of his career, is the penalty witch he slipped into the post when he was about to become Chelsea's big hero.
Afterwards he cried and was consoled by both teammates and United-Players. But not everyone is sympathising with the devastated Chelsea captain..
He will not be any happier if he googles "John Terry jokes"!
Cos on the net it is a massive amount of jokes, photoshopped pictures and videomanupilations and everyone is Terry slipping in Moscow.
pictures ofTerry in bananashoes, Terry sliding into a sharks mounth and Terry Bottled in Moscow is all around the internett.
Chelseas karma his back after they made fun of John Arne Riise scoring the owngoal in the semifinals of the Champions League. Stamford Bridge was full of Chelsea shirts with the name Riise on the back.
Now it's Manchester United fans turn to mess with the Chelsea captain (refers to the red cafe with a link)
Already in the minuts after the game they wrote the song "Viva John Terry - could have won the cup, but he fecked it up", originally the song "Viva Ronaldo"
And even Duncan Edwards helpt the United players yesterday by coming down from heaven and placing a bananashell infront of the slippery Chelsea captain........
The rest is just about the english papers wanting ppl to send in their best jokes...