I love a good sniff after a butt scratch. Important status report
Joachim Löw
- Thread starter Sean_RedDevil
- Start date
-
In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) and Jamie (@Vault Dweller) are here to celebrate rare back-to-back victories for Manchester United! They analyse the late win in the Europa League vs. Rangers and then try and find things to analyse in a pretty dour game vs. Fulham. They also chat about the latest Marcus Rashford news, and look at the latest transfer news.
Did he comment on the clips? It was really odd to do that in front of the cameras.
shat on hand, wiped nose with dick
The overreaction in here 
If he wins the Euros, nobody cares. You dont have to lick his fingers
If he wins the Euros, nobody cares. You dont have to lick his fingersHe's been at it again during training! He really mustn't give a (pardon the pun) sh1t what anyone thinks! I can't wait to see what he does next. It's fascinating!
<snip>
Last edited by a moderator:
I just literally came here to post this.
I just literally came here to post this.
I can delete it, I’m sure it means more to you.
The old stink-palm.
Be funny if the next oppo manager refuses a handshake.
Be funny if the next oppo manager refuses a handshake.
How löw can he go?
Nice little chugnut there!!!
Can you imagine the tabloids if Roy did this?
Nasty stuff really you can see in one vid how he actually gets something out of his arse and plays with it for a bit right before the classic sniff.
you can see in one vid how he actually gets something out of his arse and plays with it for a bit right before the classic sniff.Podolski during press conference today:
This is no topic within the team. I think 80% of you guys and me included are playing with your balls (Eier kraulen) sometimes, therefore all is fine.
This is no topic within the team. I think 80% of you guys and me included are playing with your balls (Eier kraulen
) sometimes, therefore all is fine.Podolski during press conference today:
This is no topic within the team. I think 80% of you guys and me included are playing with your balls (Eier kraulen
That is the reason why Podolski is in the squad.....to defend Löw in situations like that.
Walking E Coli infection.
Very strange creature.
Very strange creature.
"Löw give us a wave. Löw give us a wave."
<waves>
"Now we have pink eye. Löw gave us pink eye."
<waves>
"Now we have pink eye. Löw gave us pink eye."
Ate his snot once on live TV.
Love that picture of him looking like a weirdo. He looks weird anyway, like he is made out of lego or something.
Unbelievably funny that he's actually had to come out and apologise for this.
Now he's literally eating shit in public!Never happier than when he's kopping a pick of someone else's, too.
It's absolutely repulsive, the man needs a haircut.
I actually cannot take this guy serious anymore after all of this.
He is incredible, he puts his fingers in every hole and in his mouth.
Joaquim goose steppin´footie high on finger sniff.
Definite lizard person. He's extremely unconvincing in his human disguise.
Germany should sack him after this tournament, his antics are unacceptable, there's no excuse for constantly putting Shurrle on.
I wonder what the players think when he makes a substitution and he goes for a hand shake or a high five.
When he pats the substituted players on the arse does he take a sniff every time?
Scratching your itchy balls in public and getting away with it is one of the joys in life.
Same as digging your nose when you don't have tissues and flicking it away stealthily in a room full of people.
Same as digging your nose when you don't have tissues and flicking it away stealthily in a room full of people.
Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "scratch 'n' sniff" !!
<snip>
Last edited by a moderator:
"It was adrenaline and concentration. I will try to behave differently in the future," Low said.
"I saw the pictures and obviously sometimes you do things subconsciously. It happened and I am sorry."
Always knew that he was doing this subconsciously. I don't think someone can be that daft to do stuff like this on purpose, it could be his habit.
"I saw the pictures and obviously sometimes you do things subconsciously. It happened and I am sorry."
Always knew that he was doing this subconsciously. I don't think someone can be that daft to do stuff like this on purpose, it could be his habit.