What a hero. He is starting to escalate it. Whats next? Maybe sniffing one of the player?
Joachim Löw
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What a hero. He is starting to escalate it. Whats next? Maybe sniffing one of the player?What a bloke. Just imagine Roy doing something like that. At least that'll be more interesting than his gameplan.
Sometimes I do that too...
this cannae be the first time he's done this. i reckon it's a fairly regular occurrence with him.
imagine the amount of nob cheese he's smeared on his opponents mitts at the end of the game over the course of a 40 year career.
it would be like an ice cream tub filled with rancid dairy lea.
who's gonna shake his hand now?
imagine the amount of nob cheese he's smeared on his opponents mitts at the end of the game over the course of a 40 year career.
it would be like an ice cream tub filled with rancid dairy lea.
who's gonna shake his hand now?
FC em?
Woow
He's probably into scat and whatnot. But putting those vids on the web, ugh, man that's...
He is one of the lads isn't he maybe that's How he won winning the World Cup and we won't lol
Disgusting.
This guy smells victory. What a man.
For some reason I can't read this without making the assumption that you feel suitably housed people have every right to masturbate openly on public transport
What a disgusting piece of shit he is, hope Germans finally sack the cnut and we no longer have to passively witness that kind of stuff.
For some reason I can't read this without making the assumption that you feel suitably housed people have every right to masturbate openly on public transport
Homelessness kind of opens up a new level of audacity that regular people cannot reach.
Fecking he'll lol
What the feck is wrong with him? Touches himself and then smells his fingers. Wow.
We've all done it.
What the actual feckHe should be banned from post-match hand shakes.
A grown man doing that is weird..
The fact that he has been caught on camera before and he cant stop himself from doing it for 90 minutes is fecking insane.
The fact that he has been caught on camera before and he cant stop himself from doing it for 90 minutes is fecking insane.
No.
Its so very wierd. What the hell is he doing?
He eats buggers, smells his own ass and penis, and all in front of a camera he KNOWS is there to film him. He must have some kind off obsession.
He eats buggers, smells his own ass and penis, and all in front of a camera he KNOWS is there to film him. He must have some kind off obsession.
There is a lot of tension and pressure upon the participants of such a game. Different people have different means to compensate stress. I'm sure Löw isn't aware of cameras at all when he starts scratching his balls. Good for us, it certainly adds an additional aspect of entertainment and Schadenfreude none of us would want to miss
Might be the nervous tension making him subconciously do this. Remind me of the Sons of Anarchy episode with the guy that starts playing with himself whenever he feels nervous, even in public.
I wonder how Nivea feels about their collaboration.
He has some serious issues.
I'd question the character of a man that continues to do this kind of thing, despite having been caught in the past and knowing he is surrounded by cameras.
Why can't he restrain himself?
It's just downright odd.
Why can't he restrain himself?
It's just downright odd.
I don't know whether I'm repulsed or impressed by this
Fight-Fright-Flight-Mode. When your nervous system is flooded with adrenaline, dopamine, cortisol and the likes, your ability to self-reflect on your behaviour takes a hit.
Oh come on. He's been the in game long enough. He can learn to exercise some kind of restraint for this particular habit.
Which other managers are continually culpable for this exact sort of behaviour?
This creates a less than ideal imagine in my mind
It's always easy to say "He can exercise to restraint" from a distance. In reality, dealing with ticks isn't anywhere as easy as you suggest, especially not in situations where your body is filled to the brim with stress hormones.
Referring to other people doesn't get us anywhere. Everyone is different, and because of that, not everyone can run as fast as Usain Bolt or develop a groundbreaking mathematical theory. What's easy for you can be impossible to achieve for others.
Löw's issue is most certainly a neurological one, and that is nothing you can deal with by participating in a self-restraint seminar.
Referring to other people doesn't get us anywhere. Everyone is different, and because of that, not everyone can run as fast as Usain Bolt or develop a groundbreaking mathematical theory. What's easy for you can be impossible to achieve for others.
Löw's issue is most certainly a neurological one, and that is nothing you can deal with by participating in a self-restraint seminar.
I don't know whether I'm repulsed or impressed by this
I am oddly fascinated by it.
What did we do to deserve this man?
Don't mention ze war!
Don't mention ze war!
You half expect the camera to pan to him biting his own toenails on the bench.
fecking vile in all honesty.
His parents must be proud. It's discusting and I certainly wont be eating anything whilst watching Germany.
Some of you are right over reacting to this.
Bet some of you wash your hands when you go for a piss as well,
Bet some of you wash your hands when you go for a piss as well,
I like him. I hope he farts into his hand and chucks it at another manager.