Jim's drunkin corner

:lol: :lol: just look at how calm and composed he was after it went burning. Zero panic or worry. That actually tells you more how drunk he was.
 
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Van Dijk had a highest peak of any defender (you can defend this view pretty well). Very short but still soooo good.
Zebec is winger (I lied what my grandpa said just to win the match)
Godin, Silva and Van Dijk are better then most of defenders in the past
Rodri is miles better, miles then Rijkaard at DM
Bossis is absolutely brilliant, probably top 5 CB ever


Love my corner
 
I would be all over your ass spittin on it, wickedly lickety shot with my spickety dick

Jim Beam degeneric version

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Happy Friday
 
I’ma sing for you, I’ll do anything for you to see you smile
And if that mockingbird don’t sing and the ring don’t shine
I’ma break that birdies neck
I’ll go back to the jeweler who sold it to ya


And make him eat every karat, don’t feck with dad!!
 
Pretending to be deaf last 3 years so grandma couldn't bother you was shit move from objective point of view but still feckin genius