They've known all day nothing is happening at OT, yet they still have poor James Cooper freezing in front of Old Trafford, reporting live to say nothing. What a load of shit.
Jim White Day - January 2014
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) and Imran (@Annihilate Now!) are here to discuss Amad saving our blushes in a win against Southampton as well as our now annual loss at home to Brighton. They discuss Amorim's post-match comments, revisit how mid-table we may or may not be, and discuss some transfer news.
There we go. Heitinga gone. Despite him not really being used he was an extra we could use when injuries hit us.
Indeed - would it really take that long for them to deploy a team there if Messi suddenly and without any rumours at all arrived at the megastore to pick-up his new shirt? I suppose it's an easy (cold and miserable) night's work for these guys.
A reliable source has told me that we're signing a defender. Could be Luke Shaw?
Undoubtedly the greatest transfer deadline day of all time.
A reliable source?
There was another reliable source today who said we are not signing anyone.
Kate Abdo, phwoar. 
Yeah, all I know is that it's a defender.
Simon Jordan is a bit of Cnut isn't he?
So how would he not know who we're signing but know what position this person he doesn't know the name of, plays in?
Only way a defender goes through the gates today is if we are changing car sponsor to Land Rover.
It's a mate of a mate. He could be taking the piss.
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Let's start the countdown to the summer window!
Let's start the countdown to the summer window!
Jim White, i salute you.
He wanted regular football and he is good enough to deserve it.
But a blow for Everton, you couldn't have asked for much better back up
There's grown men standing there
We should have done Sky and everybody else a favour, and kept the Mata deal hushed up until around this evening, failing to confirm it until bang on 11.
Rumours in Ukraine that the Konoplyanka deal has collapsed following the player's decision to remain where he is.
He was amazing in 2011/2012 and then the Euros happened. Seemed to lose all confidence from then on and was average for us, but decent back-up. Hope he does well for Fulham but i'm not sure if he will significantly improve them.
Chernobyl > Scouseland.
This will be remembered as the deadline day Stoke nearly bought Cattermole.
The day that Deadline Day died.
Jim should hang his head in shame, shit deadline day.
Reporter saying our summer window will definitely be one to marvel at. Can't help but feel it's getting built up so much that unless we sign 2-3 world class players it'll be a disappointment 
How's that a reliable source?
It's inevitably going to be a disappointment because expectations are so high.Reporter saying our summer window will definitely be one to marvel at. Can't help but feel it's getting built up so much that unless we sign 2-3 world class players it'll be a disappointment
And Jim White goes back into hiding for another eight months.
We are not getting world class players if we don't get CL, unless miraculously, city, chelsea, madrid and co aren't in for said world class players. If we don't finish top 4 they don't even have to outbid us for our targets this time.Reporter saying our summer window will definitely be one to marvel at. Can't help but feel it's getting built up so much that unless we sign 2-3 world class players it'll be a disappointment
Please let there never be talk of a Jim White Day ever again.
He works at Carrington, usually knows about a transfer a couple of hours in advance and my mate texts me, I don't know what's happened. Probably him being a twat.