Jim Thwaites

His favourite monarch is Henry the Thwaites (am I doing this right?)
Apologies if someone cracked this one already: He should be a natural on the grass…

Original meaning was field or pasture land. Never a good look when you have to explain a joke as implies it is rubbish and/or your audience is too stupid to understand it. Probably a bit of both!
 
The amount of playing talent we hoover up and down the country, and sometimes abroad, is going to be 'highly regarded' at the club, let's be honest. They wouldn't be here if they weren't.