Jim Thwaites

His favourite monarch is Henry the Thwaites (am I doing this right?)
Apologies if someone cracked this one already: He should be a natural on the grass…

Original meaning was field or pasture land. Never a good look when you have to explain a joke as implies it is rubbish and/or your audience is too stupid to understand it. Probably a bit of both!
 
Proper player, been glaringly obvious for years this kid was going to be a goodun
 
The amount of playing talent we hoover up and down the country, and sometimes abroad, is going to be 'highly regarded' at the club, let's be honest. They wouldn't be here if they weren't.
 
Looks a big talent, not star name but star player. Best profile in academy?
 
Is he a central midfielder? If yes, which type of CM? Does he have a good engine and passing range?
 
Right foot like the players with a wand of a left foot.

Somebody will think that makes sense.
 
Wow, impressive stuff, what great touch, balance and vision he has. Also looks tenacious in the challenges too. Hopefully he continues his trajectory and we have a future star on our hands.
 
Decision making is his best attribute for me. Dribbles to make space, passes to feet or into space if needed, and brings tempo. Mentality mature.
 
I can’t see him making it unless he changes his first name. He’ll make it if he changes it
 
That's a name I can get behind.
Literally thought he must be a player from the 1950s who passed away when I saw the forum!
 
He really should be nicknamed the Glacier.....and his last name really sounds like a ancient Scandinavian name. Let's call him Tveit..much easier to pronounce :)