Jamie Jackson

So glad it's not just me that thinks Mr. Jackson is a execrable writer; who can only be describe as "stealing a living" while masquerading as a broadsheet journalist.

There is hope for us all if a man with such minuscule, literary, competence can ascend the ranks and occupy such a lofty position. Some journos lack style and technique when writing, but make up for their deficiencies in bringing a measure of candor or insight in what they print, but he is without doubt void of any discernible talent in the field of professional writing; and if his contributions are anything to go by then the Guardian, as a paper, must be in dire straits.
 
Who does this idiot support? Listened to him on podcast earlier, he’s a City fan surely?
 
I used to really dig the Guardian's United coverage and comments below the line. Now, it's just clickbait articles and comments from Liverpool and City fans.
 
Adam-Utd said:
Just goes to show the press rarely know what's happening unless they get briefed. They make it up as they go along.

That tweet my Mendes hasn't aged well either has it :lol:
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Theyre a joke. Look at paul hirst latest re solskjaer. A 10 year old wouldn't post it. As fans we need to stop taking their narratives as gospel they are a toxic entity
 
He's such a jarringly shite writer compared to any other broadsheet sports journalist I've encountered.

This whole piece is dodgy but am I wrong in thinking that the opening paragraph is basically jibberish?

The key to the buy-to-sell transfer market challenge that Erik ten Hag faces is located in the Manchester United manager’s loss of confidence in David de Gea. Illustrated, the conundrum would depict the Dutchman as a juggler keeping aloft his ability to sign André Onana (or another goalkeeper) and a centre-forward only by offloading Harry Maguire, Fred, Anthony Elanga and, maybe, even more peripheral squad members.
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Forgive the necro-bump, but this really didn't seem worthy of a new thread.
 
Pat_Mustard said:
He's such a jarringly shite writer compared to any other broadsheet sports journalist I've encountered.

This whole piece is dodgy but am I wrong in thinking that the opening paragraph is basically jibberish?



Forgive the necro-bump, but this really didn't seem worthy of a new thread.
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Worth a bump. Terrible writing! How can “the key” (if we take it as “the solution”) to buying and selling players be “located” in ETH not rating a player he already has? The rest of it is awful, too.
 
Pat_Mustard said:
He's such a jarringly shite writer compared to any other broadsheet sports journalist I've encountered.

This whole piece is dodgy but am I wrong in thinking that the opening paragraph is basically jibberish?



Forgive the necro-bump, but this really didn't seem worthy of a new thread.
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Described, Jamie Jackson is like a frog learning to tap dance with one foot being his lack of writing coherence and the other foot a malformed jumble of toes made from cohesion. His inhuman manner when forming sentences is like an early AI, powered by Liam Gallagher's wardrobe and a desire to wear sunglasses indoors, he traverses the mountainous peaks of shit metaphors and bad grammar.
 
Mr Pigeon said:
Described, Jamie Jackson is like a frog learning to tap dance with one foot being his lack of writing coherence and the other foot a malformed jumble of toes made from cohesion. His inhuman manner when forming sentences is like an early AI, powered by Liam Gallagher's wardrobe and a desire to wear sunglasses indoors, he traverses the mountainous peaks of shit metaphors and bad grammar.
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This is worryingly similar
 
Pat_Mustard said:
He's such a jarringly shite writer compared to any other broadsheet sports journalist I've encountered.

This whole piece is dodgy but am I wrong in thinking that the opening paragraph is basically jibberish?



Forgive the necro-bump, but this really didn't seem worthy of a new thread.
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He's using chat gpt
 
If I was the manager and saw him wearing sunglasses indoors at one of my press conferences, Jamie Paradise would never get access to the club again.
 
horsechoker said:
Is he losing the plot?



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Was going to ask if he's having a midlife crisis, but then I saw this post from earlier in the thread:
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Have you witnessed his midlife crisis on Twitter as well? He’s got an alias called Jamie Paradise. It’s a flurry of Hawaiian shirts and despair. I think he’s written a novel.
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If he is, it's been going on for six years...
 
V.O. said:
Was going to ask if he's having a midlife crisis, but then I saw this post from earlier in the thread:


If he is, it's been going on for six years...
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Yeah I think he did write a novel. He very much gives the impression that he didn't ever want to be a football writer and had grander dreams of becoming the literature laureate of his generation.
 
horsechoker said:
Posting this here so as not to start another negativity thread

https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...-risk-manchester-united-game-model-style-play

Ten Hag job at risk unless game model impresses underwhelmed Manchester United bosses​

  • Ineos-led football department scrutinising style of play
  • Manager safe for now with injuries and signings in mind
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The reddit comments for that article have been fun so far.

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